Events that would break The Coli servers

[lib123]

Trump winning in 2024. There was almost a meltdown in 2020 when he took early lead.

 

[lib123]

Dr. Umar exposed as @PAWG Life

 

[Alix217]

Jay-z meets a camel

 

[the elastic]

Jay-z meets a camel

Spoiler

 

[Vandelay]

Tariq Nasheed dies
Umar opens the FDMGA

 

[TEH]

Spoiler

Missed Camel thread opportunity

 

[Poppy lego]

Holld on!!! Luken lied about the cars?

 

[LeaveMyHairLineAlone]

Vlad dying on VladTV

 

[SupaDupaFresh]

If a journalist were to release a piece on black voters and reveals thecoli.com is indeed a target of political entities looking to spread their messaging. Especially if specific accounts are named. Would bring this site to a screeching hault.

 

[Knucklehead]

Drake Trump sextape

 

[Complexion]

Somebody uploading a smiley thats a little to intricate or pressing refresh too quickly.

It was wild how we all kept on posting through that era. Straight fiending!

 

[Secure Da Bag]

-Trump claiming that he'll push for reparations for Black Americans in the next Presidential debate

-50 Cent bringing out Ja Rule to perform in the Final Lap tour

 

[Devilinurear]

Missed Camel thread opportunity

Give it a month or two then make a thread

 

[3rdWorld]

Umar Johnson getting a white woman pregnant.

Is mistakenly just getting one pregnant as bad as actually living with one?

 

[Ziggiy]

Nas and Jay dropping a joint album

Footage of Drake in the studio writing his own rhymes

Umar Johnson getting a 9-5 Job

Lori Harvey marrying a white man

Art Barr formatting his posts properly

Drake marrying Kim Kardashian