Events that would break The Coli servers

[LevelUp]

Luken returning to The Coli with an actual Lambo of his own

Nas and Jay dropping a joint album

Footage of Drake in the studio writing his own rhymes

Umar Johnson getting a 9-5 Job

Lori Harvey marrying a white man

Art Barr formatting his posts properly

Drake marrying Kim Kardashian

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Russell Wilson-Ciara divorce

 

[DJSmooth]

Russell Wilson-Ciara divorce

her getting back with Future

 

[Georgiamuscle]

C00nye pulling an OJ on Kim and getting off like OJ

 

[null]

Rubi going all out

Lipstick Alley and Coli merge

Trump jailed

Aliens arriving

PAWG-like aliens arriving

 

[semicko82]

Andre 3000 dropping an album
Dr Dre dropping Detox album

 

[The BasedFather]

Lions winning it all

 

[b. woods]

Ciara gets caught cheating with Future.

Russell Wilson-Ciara divorce

her getting back with Future

A 40-page thread in 15 minutes

 

[DA_LURKA]

Me getting married stay tuned brehs

Get married brehs...

 

[semicko82]

2stainz finally smashing at the tender age of 40

 

[ScoopNScore]

- A rapper gets fed up and finally gives Akademiks that work even the 'Seum and JBO would have a thread just off principle

- The Obamas divorce can only imagine how many posters ready to slide into Michelle's DMs

- A post is somehow shown on ESPN or CNN can only imagine the fukkery that would lead up to that

- The slim chance that the US goes full Uganda and repeals all gay rights just the added fuel to the e-beef alone between some posters would fill like 8 pages

 

[Wild self]

Russell Wilson-Ciara divorce

Biggest Coli thread of the Decade. Bar None.

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

Someone dissing those 4cacs again is the real answer

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

The Detox finally dropping and The Booth sharing it on Megaupload links

 

[Wild self]

1. All members have to put their photo in their avatar
2. Female members turned JBO into an onlyfans section.
3. A voice message feature was added to threads and posts instead of typing.
4. Aliens announce their presence to the world

They low key did before an Onlyfans existed.