Events that would break The Coli servers

[CoryMack]

If a journalist were to release a piece on black voters and reveals thecoli.com is indeed a target of political entities looking to spread their messaging. Especially if specific accounts are named. Would bring this site to a screeching hault.

Jesus you’re a dumbass lol

Nobody gives a fukk about this site

And it’s “halt” you imbecile.

 

[Child_Of_God]

GTA 6 announcement.

 

[Dr. Acula]

Barack Obama kills Donald Trump

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

Kanye runs again, wins, and actually does right by us, and such a great job in general that it ushers in a new age of world peace and prosperity

 

[Roger king]

This applies to normal news as well if its likely hot and trending its the same on big news channels like cnn , fox etc

 

[Devilinurear]

GTA 6 announcement.

This place won't be around when our grandchildren hear this news

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

Elon Musk buys the coli

Servers wouldnt so much crash, as likely be replaced with literal overnight.

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

Donald Trump tape leaking.... With Ivanka

 

[lib123]

Tariq cheating scandal and/or Tariq’s wife files for divorce and gets half.

 

[Wild self]

Tariq cheating scandal and/or Tariq’s wife files for divorce and gets half.

That would be some shyt. Tariq losing half his Scammer money wealth to some light bright and she ends up fukking an African Immigrant

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

Tariq cheating scandal and/or Tariq’s wife files for divorce and gets half.

Tariq getting exposed as bi with receipts.

 

[So-Chi]

Charleston White killing a rapper
Drake / Kim K sex tape

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

BEYONCE BOOTY HOLE PICS.

 

[Whooty Chaser]

Alexis Texas fukks a black man on camera

 

[feelosofer]

LeBron winning another ring and having as many as Kobe.