Ever been caught Jacking off ?

[Dank Hill]

i think i did but i'm not really sure. i heard moms walking down the hallway so i calmly put my dikk between the waistband of my shorts and covered with my shirt, then paused the video and changed the tab on the window. she walk in the room and tell me some shyt (i forgot) and she looks down in mid sentence (i was facing her) and ask me what i'm looking at on the cpu. i told her i was on espn.com and she gave me the face and said "okay" then walked out. i'm like so i looked down and my balls was hangin out at the end of my of my shorts like cuz i had them up so high from tryna hide my dikk in my waistband. i never bothered to ask so i assumed she didn't catch me.

fa reals nikka:!? my momz would clown the fukk out of me and tell everyone she know if something like that ever had went down like that

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

lol was ya'll nikkaz in the living room or something? ya'll ain't got locks on ya'll bedroom doors?

 

[jfkennedy]

Never directly, but I've had those "cover up my dikk with the comforter real quick" moments, where I think moms knew, but fukk it. Got a nikka with his headphones on only one ear so I could try to hear when someone was coming.

After every close call though, I tried my best to avoid e'ryone in the house.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

@ dese stories.

Never got caught. A nikka was like Tenchu wit mines.

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

Nah. Lock on my bedroom door and my own pc

 

[Kings County]

lol was ya'll nikkaz in the living room or something? ya'll ain't got locks on ya'll bedroom doors?

not as a lil nikka, got cat like reflexes now can hear a roach crawling on the floor now

now i do

 

[BlazedWun]

no

 

[James Carter]

Man back in 99-2000 when you went to a porn site and 10 pop ups would jump off and them shyts wouldn't close. nikka had just got dial up and would only use it after 9pm. Im on every porn site too young to worry about viruses and spyware and all that (im like 12-13). I do my thing and turn off the computer. The next day moms call me to the living room asking me why im looking up big booty girls on yahoo I try to play it off like She shows me all the shyt i searched. Im talking "big booty bytches, big ass booty, black booties" nikka looking at the screen like . I knew nothing about clear history and delete cookies


Then she shows me the desktop. Some damn site had downloaded to the computer and had an icon and everything. shyt was like "XXX naked sex". Moms thought one of my friends gave me a cd Or something. Moms looking at me like " nikka you done on the computer, nasty ass nikka.

That shyt made a nigha get tech savy.

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

not as a lil nikka, got cat like reflexes now can hear a roach crawling on the floor now

now i do

maybe thats why I never got caught

my room at my moms crib was in the basement

my room at my dads crib had a door with a lock on it

and only did that in the living room when they were at work

used to steal my dads porn tapes he hid in the closet and replace em with blank ones til i was done with them...

he had an obsession with jenna jameson

 

[Asdfhhklpiyrewss]

I once used my older cousin's laptop when I was like 14 and forgot to delete history. I went on like 20 porn sites and even downloaded some shyt

 

[Grifter]

Never.

Couple close calls though...

You twist the button in the knob and the damn door should be locked!!!!!!

 

[MK34]

beat off earlier in the day... later on my girl started giving me head and suddenly stopped...

her: did you masturbate?

me: no!

her: your dikk tastes like lotion

me:

 

[Ralph Wiggum]

If you've ever been caught it simply means you ain't a real ninja

This. I had my own computer but no lock on my bedroom door. When I moved in with my dad, I could hear when he got up out of his bed and when he got up out of his chair on some shyt. I became so good I could even hear the outside gate to the front yard. He probably knew what was up though cause there was only one time when I would ever close my door

 

[T-K-G]

i think i did but i'm not really sure. i heard moms walking down the hallway so i calmly put my dikk between the waistband of my shorts and covered with my shirt, then paused the video and changed the tab on the window. she walk in the room and tell me some shyt (i forgot) and she looks down in mid sentence (i was facing her) and ask me what i'm looking at on the cpu. i told her i was on espn.com and she gave me the face and said "okay" then walked out. i'm like so i looked down and my balls was hangin out at the end of my of my shorts like cuz i had them up so high from tryna hide my dikk in my waistband. i never bothered to ask so i assumed she didn't catch me.

Spoiler

 

[The Weeknd]

Never. But been really close to getting caught so many times.