Ever been caught Jacking off ?

[ThrobbingHood]

I know I’ve got stalkers on here but fuggit!

This must’ve been the early 2000s when broadband was becoming widely available. This was when 28mps was considered super fast.

I was watching Booty Talk with Ayanna Angel and Mr Marcus. I had my headphones on (first mistake) and the volume turned all the way up (second mistake).

We only had one desktop computer in the house (struggle life), and I assumed everyone was out. I’m there in the zone just …

All of the sudden out of view I hear “lawd Jesus! ”
I quickly swing around in my chair and my dad looks at me stunned and he quickly walks off.

I nearly jumped out of my seat to explain but my dikk was hard and shyt was already awkward.

I sat there in silence for a good 30 minutes. We never mentioned it again in all these decades.

 

[Pazzy]

Yes, my father on some disrespectful shyt too. then had the nerve to talk about he could understand some time after later still embarrassed and shyt. Shouldn't be overstepping his damn boundaries to begin with. backfired on him for sure.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

My ex got caught by her mom

She was on her bed, on her knees buck ass naked, holding a pillow against her in one arm, and workin herself with a vibrator in the other. Her mom came in her room for some laundry, saw her and said "that's my girl" and walked out. She even teased her about it later.
The mama was a freak too.

Moms is a real life:

 

[AAKing23]

Y'all nikkas ain't no real gooners if you been caught

 

[Lord_nikon]

I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to (red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me (silence)
Him:
Me: are u fukking this bear??
Him: (silence)
Me:

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Right of passage

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

My ex got caught by her mom

She was on her bed, on her knees buck ass naked, holding a pillow against her in one arm, and workin herself with a vibrator in the other. Her mom came in her room for some laundry, saw her and said "that's my girl" and walked out. She even teased her about it later.
The mama was a freak too.

 

[ItsPeople]

It’s fukked up that you’ll know when your sons are starting to jack off and you can’t really say anything to them lol.

Random stains on the walls, crunchy garments in the hamper. you know what it is.

 

[winb83]

It’s fukked up that you’ll know when your sons are starting to jack off and you can’t really say anything to them lol.

Random stains on the walls, crunchy garments in the hamper. you know what it is.

They nutting on clothes and walls? Couldn't figure out to nut in a paper towel and trash it.

 

[KingsOfKings]

this thread

 

[VegetasHairline]

Stop sharing everything online!

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

It’s fukked up that you’ll know when your sons are starting to jack off and you can’t really say anything to them lol.

Random stains on the walls, crunchy garments in the hamper. you know what it is.

Who tf is nutting on the wall?


The crunchy garments can come from wet dreams. But THE WALL? Is that nikka Spiderman?

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

It’s fukked up that you’ll know when your sons are starting to jack off and you can’t really say anything to them lol.

Random stains on the walls, crunchy garments in the hamper. you know what it is.

nikka raising centipedes