Ever been caught Jacking off ?

[Ashley Banks]

This thread always cracks me up.

 

[CarmelBarbie]

I’m a nasty nikka

Why was the bed squeaking?

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Why was the bed squeaking?

cuz I be stroking

 

[I AM WE ARE]

cuz I be stroking

Bruh you in the room reenacting the scenes jacking off

 

[Ziggiy]

my mom used to go into my room while I was at school and yes she found a sex letter I wrote to my boyfriend. And yes I accidentally sent my parents a message that was supposed to go to my friends.

As for the computer. I’m a writer. I was writing a story there was some sex scene in it. The thing is I had shut Microsoft office because my parents needed to take it to Best Buy to get it fixed. Tell me why while they were with the guy who was trying to fix it, somehow it opened up my story and then it froze right on the sex scene part. The guy told my parents I was a great writer but my mom was mortified and pissed. She got home and said “that story was x rated. I’m putting you on birth control missy” (like I said it was go to line).

 

[CarmelBarbie]

Bruh you in the room reenacting the scenes jacking off

He was fukking his bed most likely.

 

[FLATOP]

My whole family went to the circus once and I don't like elephants so I faked sick to stay home. To make a long story short, I spent the day buck naked on the couch watching casting couch videos on the living room big screen TV like a king. I wasn't caught, But the next day my dad was asking why the sofa smelled like booty sweat

 

[Louisville Slugz]

i think i did but i'm not really sure. i heard moms walking down the hallway so i calmly put my dikk between the waistband of my shorts and covered with my shirt, then paused the video and changed the tab on the window. she walk in the room and tell me some shyt (i forgot) and she looks down in mid sentence (i was facing her) and ask me what i'm looking at on the cpu. i told her i was on espn.com and she gave me the face and said "okay" then walked out. i'm like so i looked down and my balls was hangin out at the end of my of my shorts like cuz i had them up so high from tryna hide my dikk in my waistband. i never bothered to ask so i assumed she didn't catch me.

 

[Stir Fry]

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

And it was the over the top porn sounds those blond chicks make ''Oh yeah, fukk my c*nt. ARGGG fukk MY ASS'' etc

 

[ba'al]

As an adult? No i wouldn't care if I was caught or someone seen or suspected I was masturbating.

If you're in your house/apartment and you masturbating it's not that big of a deal.

 

[Canada Goose]

so i looked down and my balls was hangin out at the end of my of my shorts like cuz i had them up so high from tryna hide my dikk in my

 

[boogers]

thread should be in the rafters

 

[Silkk]

 

[LevelUp]

I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to (red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me (silence)
Him:
Me: are u fukking this bear??
Him: (silence)
Me:

What