Ever been caught Jacking off ?

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You can resist all you want. There's always that one flick that gets you. The spirit is willing but the flesh...

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Your boyfriend was prolly on the phone looking like this

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:laff:

But man it musta been awkward around your mom for awhile lol
At that point, it wasn’t. Keep in mind she found a letter I wrote to a boyfriend talking about fukking, my vibrator, an x rated story that I wrote on my computer, and a message I meant to send to a friend but somehow sent to her about what my first time was like. So by that point it was a sinking feeling at first and then it was “oh well fukk it she’ll get over it at some point like she always does” :manny:.
 

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At that point, it wasn’t. Keep in mind she found a letter I wrote to a boyfriend talking about fukking, my vibrator, an x rated story that I wrote on my computer, and a message I meant to send to a friend but somehow sent to her about what my first time was like. So by that point it was a sinking feeling at first and then it was “oh well fukk it she’ll get over it at some point like she always does” :manny:.
Well damn:leon:

U accidentally sent your mom a message, she found a sexual letter u wrote and sum more shyt u wrote on the computer? Wooow :russ:
 

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Well damn:leon:

U accidentally sent your mom a message, she found a sexual letter u wrote and sum more shyt u wrote on the computer? Wooow :russ:

my mom used to go into my room while I was at school and yes she found a sex letter I wrote to my boyfriend. And yes I accidentally sent my parents a message that was supposed to go to my friends.

As for the computer. I’m a writer. I was writing a story there was some sex scene in it. The thing is I had shut Microsoft office because my parents needed to take it to Best Buy to get it fixed. Tell me why while they were with the guy who was trying to fix it, somehow it opened up my story and then it froze right on the sex scene part. The guy told my parents I was a great writer but my mom was mortified and pissed. She got home and said “that story was x rated. I’m putting you on birth control missy” (like I said it was go to line).
 

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no traces:win:

it wasn't easy since my bedroom ain't even have a door for 5 years:ninja2:
 

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At that point, it wasn’t. Keep in mind she found a letter I wrote to a boyfriend talking about fukking, my vibrator, an x rated story that I wrote on my computer, and a message I meant to send to a friend but somehow sent to her about what my first time was like. So by that point it was a sinking feeling at first and then it was “oh well fukk it she’ll get over it at some point like she always does” :manny:.

:dwillhuh:How old were you when you had a vibratory?
 

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My college girl cuzn picked me n her bro up...she went shopping so i went on her computer n looked at porn
:ahh::win::steviej:

i went to grab something to drink n my cuzn said "i hope u aint looking at porn"

My face: no wtf?? :hhh:

My brain: fukk :damn::damn::whoa:

Ran to the computer n typed in 20 random websites

Espn.com
Nba.com
Food.com
Ebaumsworld.com
Games.com
Etc


She never said anything :salute:


:russ: Life before private browsing
 

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My first time jacking off actually.:aicmon:

My grandma had got a bathtub with jets in it. Jacuzzi style. So you just press the button and then mf come on strong ass hell. She told me specifically that this was only for her to use and not to come in her bathroom to use it. :usure: I was like yea of course I won’t :youngsabo:

I came home from school and was excited to take a bath in it one time just to chill. :myman:Once I’m in for a while I think to myself, wow this feels good because of the water jets hitting me.:ohhh: :whoo:Nobody was home so I said fukk it. Let’s go. :lolbron::steviej:shyt felt like a dope massage on my dikk. I came loud as a mf :noah:like str8 heaven :ahh:and next thing I know I hear my grandma voice and bursting in :damn: to see if I’m ok cuz she heard me cuss. She looked down and then stared me right in my eyes :dahell::mjtf:
I’ll just say it happened so fast that I still had my dikk in my hand and tried to act and play it off like I was just about to get out the tub.:dwillhuh: She gasped and turned around out the bathroom and just yelled out. “Boy don’t use my bathtub again” :usure:never spoke on it again. So ashamed:snoop:
 
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