Ever been surprised about a girl that wanted to F*CK you

[Jasmine20]

Homie bout to get set up like Pesci did in Casino/Goodfellas


easiest way to kill a n1gga is to lure him with punani

 

[Versa]

Stopped reading. What type of c00n ass shyt is this?

Word. Interesting story, but unless you are white this type of mindset is disgusting.

I can't stand when black people use the prefix of color to talk about someone. Hardly any other race does this. You hardly ever hear a white person say "I saw this really hot white chick the other day". shyt is expected. It's when it's someone not of their color that they feel the need to specify.

In other words, they only use color to indicate someone different from their own skin color, and there's nothing wrong with that. If I'm feeling a girl who's Asian, white, Indian, Latina, etc, then yeah I'll prefix it so it's known I'm going outside of the expected norm, but if it's a sista I don't feel the need since that's my people.

It's funny how blacks subconsciously cheapen themselves with this way of speaking and thinking. I don't even think most nikkas are aware they do it. Had to check my friend on it a while back. Stop being an Uncle Tom. Unplug yourself from the bullshyt this White man's world put you on.

Had a dude darker than me tell me he lost his virginity "to this black girl, but she was pretty though." I wanted to punch his sellout ass in the face.

 

[No_bammer_weed]

Niqqa please....who the fck ya'll think you're hustin' with these exaggerated stories? So this sexy as hell, well off, highly intelligent future doctor is just begging you of all people to have sex with no strings attached, and to top it off, for your part, you act barely interested throughout the whole process? Get real. Sht reads like a geeky fantasy journal for virgins.

BTW, next time you tell a fake story dont frame it as in-the-moment ("this text convo happened minutes ago!"), because in the real world when sht is going down nobody runs to their computer to waste time writing a long-drawn out post on the internet to strangers, versus actual, real life, friends.

 

[Silver Surfer]

nah she'd be embarrased as fukk if she knew i posted this i know a bunch of yall got pofs not tryna have yall track her down and snitch on the gawd

Yeah because she was fat...not going to med school and you didnt fukk

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I don't see why ya'll think this is so unbelieveable. Hot, well-educated chicks get fukked every day. Ya'll must be some no-p*ssy getting mawfakkas.

That said, I'm surprised *every* time a chick wants to fukk me.

 

[BastardChild]

hell no i just whips the p*ssy...

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Did you hit it or not?

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Yeah because she was fat...not going to med school and you didnt fukk

You love going into people's threads and calling them liars. The world really did you wrong, didn't it? FYI not everyone is as cynical and jaded as you.

 

[Kings County]

You better hulk smash her

i did

bytch wet the bed b4 i was even done with the 4 play

soon as i started kissing the neck it was like a faucet

 

[Kings County]

Niqqa please....who the fck ya'll think you're hustin' with these exaggerated stories? So this sexy as hell, well off, highly intelligent future doctor is just begging you of all people to have sex with no strings attached, and to top it off, for your part, you act barely interested throughout the whole process? Get real. Sht reads like a geeky fantasy journal for virgins.

BTW, next time you tell a fake story dont frame it as in-the-moment ("this text convo happened minutes ago!"), because in the real world when sht is going down nobody runs to their computer to waste time writing a long-drawn out post on the internet to strangers, versus actual, real life, friends.

makes perfect sense medical students are always working never have time for sex etc. caught her in a moment of weakness i problably wasnt the only person she texted but i was problably the only one up or the first one to answer

telling stories to strangers? THE COLI IS FAMILY nikka

 

[HacksawJimThuggin]

it's happened to me a few times... i'm not an ugly dude or anything like that, and I've been with plenty of pretty women, but shyt, sometimes you're just surprised that a super bad chick would be feeling you to that extent

 

[Art Barr]

You better hulk smash her

honestly,....
You have female poster of the year sewn up from this post.
The-coli is rubbing off on you in a good,..no, a great way!

Just keep it up,....


Got damn,...cud laws!

..yousa bonafide fool for that shyt..
I had to double check,..did she really post that shyt.
Are you sure you are not the most popular chick in your town?
If not, you should be...

Art Barr

 

[BlvdBrawler]

it's happened to me a few times... i'm not an ugly dude or anything like that, and I've been with plenty of pretty women, but shyt, sometimes you're just surprised that a super bad chick would be feeling you to that extent

Pretty much this. When bad bytches give me the eye or the look, inside I'm thinking... does this bich have any idea how much time I spend on the coli??

 

[shylittlekitten]

Word. Interesting story, but unless you are white this type of mindset is disgusting.

I can't stand when black people use the prefix of color to talk about someone. Hardly any other race does this. You hardly ever hear a white person say "I saw this really hot white chick the other day". shyt is expected. It's when it's someone not of their color that they feel the need to specify.

In other words, they only use color to indicate someone different from their own skin color, and there's nothing wrong with that. If I'm feeling a girl who's Asian, white, Indian, Latina, etc, then yeah I'll prefix it so it's known I'm going outside of the expected norm, but if it's a sista I don't feel the need since that's my people.

It's funny how blacks subconsciously cheapen themselves with this way of speaking and thinking. I don't even think most nikkas are aware they do it. Had to check my friend on it a while back. Stop being an Uncle Tom. Unplug yourself from the bullshyt this White man's world put you on.

Had a dude darker than me tell me he lost his virginity "to this black girl, but she was pretty though." I wanted to punch his sellout ass in the face.

You're saying it's not disgusting for white people?

 

[Art Barr]

Just think I was super bored till I logged on and read this thread.
Thanks, breh!
Oh, and of course brehette's....

Shykitten's avi makes me lol everytime I see.
Innocent devil's comment really caught me by complete surprise.

This thread was great!

Also,..stop hating on other breh's around here.
Breh's pull dimes on this site.
Just check the thread and stop hating.

Art Barr