Ever find porno stash as a kid?

[Dixon Cider]

I remember when me and the gang found dirty magazines by the canal and my fat homie thought the ass was called a "cun"


Aye found tapes from my brothers room and would watch it, dry hump a pile of laundry until pee came out and rewind it back to the spot It was at and re hid it.


I learned better than to ever look through my parents stash area Seen mom in lingerie in a picture and immediately kicked rocks

Went to a homegirls house and seen her mom and step dad stash, found picture of her step dad was wearing a santa hat and was standing above the mother with his dikk resting on her head



Was riding in the bus to school and car next to my window had a chick ass up naked on the window sucking the driver off and he didn't notice till everyone freaked out and drove off.

 

[Lil Gangsta]

Nah the only porn stash in the crib was mine on my computer

Edit: or maybe my pops jus hid his well

 

[Mensch Fontana]

Yes those were the best days as a youngin kids now a days dont know the struggle of finding second hand porn stashed in field somewhere

 

[Hans Wurst]

hell yeah we found some outside, the disgusting ones from holland with hairy arseholes pissing on each other putting candles in their asses, but we were young and hungry. i also found my fathers vhs porn stash and ate good off those

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Found some 80s porn piff at the recycling spot they had in our apartment complex

Once you found it you was never supposed to loan that bytch out.

Ya homeboy comeback next day like
"Ay man my mom found the stash and took it "

 

[toomanydoses]

Those penthouse stashes

 

[IslandG]

Didn't find the stash itself but came across two kids in the woods heads buried in a porno magazine. Think they hid them there from their parents. they were so engrossed they never saw me walking up. lol.

 

[Dixon Cider]

hell yeah we found some outside, the disgusting ones from holland with hairy arseholes pissing on each other putting candles in their asses, but we were young and hungry. i also found my fathers vhs porn stash and ate good off those

Yea the foriegn ones were piff

 

[DatBoiHawk]

I found my dad's porno tapes. I couldnt wait til he left so I could go in his room and take em back to my room. Garage was right under my room too so I would close the garage door so I could hear it opening when he came back

 

[Doobie Doo]

Damn, now that porno is all digital kids will never have the experience of finding a stash in dark corner no more

 

[Dixon Cider]

Damn, now that porno is all digital kids will never have the experience of finding a stash in dark corner no more

My mom
Had net nanny software on the computer

It would sense and log in appropriate material and block everything with popups and shut the computer down.











That ended swiftly after I watched her type the password in

Was beating my meat to some german porn site with pictures on 56k dial up with the stingray modem and playing quake deathmatch online

 

[Dixon Cider]

Far from a hoe nikka