Ever Found A Family Member's Porn Stash?

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Yeah, I remember when I was a little kid, around 8, 9, and 10, my dad used to be blatant with it and he'd leave the discs all over his house. I didn't even know about jacking off by that age, so I'd just watch it and get off on being hard. He used to not care if I stayed up all night, so I'd wait until like 2 AM, turn the volume real low on the TV, and watch Skinemax. He would make me and my brother sleep in the same room, so I had to switch the channels fast if I even heard him make a movement because I didn't want him knowing about it. I remember they had this one movie with a pirate theme and there was this lesbian scene that had me :gladbron::whew::whoo:

I also remember one of my older cousins giving my dad his computer and when we set it up, there was a shytload of gay porn on it. I remember telling my dad's girl about it and she said that there were rumors going around that my cousin was gay even though he had a wife. I never brought it up to him but I don't look at him the same way :merchant:
 

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me and my cousins found my pops playboy stash...........and back in HS i use to jack off to my dad vhs porn...one time it it got stuck in the vcr...but i got it out in time
 

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When I was about 11 or 12 my cousin kept insisting that I use Firefox on his computer instead of IE to play Runescape.

Happened to go on IE when he went away for a bit. Saw a long list of gay porn in his browsing history :leon:

O.

:whoa: didn't visit any of the sites tho
 

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Me and my cuz found my Uncle's duffle bay full of porn DVDs during the Summer while I was on Vacation :gladbron:

This nikka had the whole duffle full of DVDs in the corner and that shyt was like 50lbs :dead:. I stole like 10 of them joints one summer, I wanted to take more but I was afraid TSA would check my bag and pull it out :lolbron:
 
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found my pops 2 vhs tapes when i was 8...it was mixed in with the boxing stuff he recorded on vhs...i remember asking my mom what indiana joan was? i thought it was indiana jones but it was written wrong...she snapped at me and told me to put it back...so later on i snuck it out while my mother was sleeping and i put in the vhs in the basement TV...i was like :whoo:..didn't know what i watching or what they were doing but it was something special..by the way indiana joan was a horrific racially insensitive porn...white girl explorer getting fukked by african "natives" saying ooga booga and shyt like that :stopitslime:
This man said ooga booga im dead :laff:
 

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I remember my cousin Jr came to visit and he had this big ass suitcase with him. I had to be around 8 years, so my uncle (rip) said what u got for us. Im peaking at these nikkas plotting like they had three keys of that white. I wrote out a plan out and everything. I got some night vision goggles too on some splinter cell shyt.

I snuck out the house around 3am, hopped out the window on the second floor and grabbed the ledge to the 1st below me. I opened the window turn the goggles on and picked that lock like my life depended on it.

This had over 60 porn tapes everything in perfect condition. shyt was wrapped in plastic and had covers .

He had this golden porn tape , i stole that shyt and nutted for about 3 hours.

My house was haunted and those night vision goggles had me thinking those nikkas had to scoop on me
 

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I remember my cousin Jr came to visit and he had this big ass suitcase with him. I had to be around 8 years, so my uncle (rip) said what u got for us. Im peaking at these nikkas plotting like they had three keys of that white. I wrote out a plan out and everything. I got some night vision goggles too on some splinter cell shyt.

I snuck out the house around 3am, hopped out the window on the second floor and grabbed the ledge to the 1st below me. I opened the window turn the goggles on and picked that lock like my life depended on it.

This had over 60 porn tapes everything in perfect condition. shyt was wrapped in plastic and had covers .

He had this golden porn tape , i stole that shyt and nutted for about 3 hours.

My house was haunted and those night vision goggles had me thinking those nikkas had to scoop on me
breh.








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Yeah, I remember when I was a little kid, around 8, 9, and 10, my dad used to be blatant with it and he'd leave the discs all over his house. I didn't even know about jacking off by that age, so I'd just watch it and get off on being hard. He used to not care if I stayed up all night, so I'd wait until like 2 AM, turn the volume real low on the TV, and watch Skinemax. He would make me and my brother sleep in the same room, so I had to switch the channels fast if I even heard him make a movement because I didn't want him knowing about it. I remember they had this one movie with a pirate theme and there was this lesbian scene that had me :gladbron::whew::whoo:

I also remember one of my older cousins giving my dad his computer and when we set it up, there was a shytload of gay porn on it. I remember telling my dad's girl about it and she said that there were rumors going around that my cousin was gay even though he had a wife. I never brought it up to him but I don't look at him the same way :merchant:

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I remember my cousin Jr came to visit and he had this big ass suitcase with him. I had to be around 8 years, so my uncle (rip) said what u got for us. Im peaking at these nikkas plotting like they had three keys of that white. I wrote out a plan out and everything. I got some night vision goggles too on some splinter cell shyt.

I snuck out the house around 3am, hopped out the window on the second floor and grabbed the ledge to the 1st below me. I opened the window turn the goggles on and picked that lock like my life depended on it.

This had over 60 porn tapes everything in perfect condition. shyt was wrapped in plastic and had covers .

He had this golden porn tape , i stole that shyt and nutted for about 3 hours.

My house was haunted and those night vision goggles had me thinking those nikkas had to scoop on me

:russ:
 
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