Ever got so drunk that you pissed yourself?

[beenz]

I think everyone who drinks has had one of those sleeping by the toilet moments. You start praying to god and saying you'll never drink again if he just gets you through the night. No more of a fukked up feeling then wanting to vomit but your body won't let you and shyt just won't stop spinning.

first time I really got shytfaced and had that moment was when I was like 18 and just hit the college dorms as a freshman.

out there kickin it, and cats gave me some vodka and OJ. except it was super strong. I had no tolerance, nor did I know what my limit was. all I know is the first few times drinking with those cats, I prayed to porcelain jesus on a few occasions.

@ praying to god/jesus to let u be alright and you'll never drink again........only to be drinking again the following weekend.

 

[Another Man]

Once....right after graduating H/S. I was at a three-day Kegger, and in my dream I was standing at a urinal, woke up and I felt my pants getting a lil wet so I luckily stopped mid stream and got the fukk up and headed to the restroom then headed home. The good thing was this was early as fukk in the morning where damn near everyone was knocked the fukk out and no one even seen it.

 

[Born2BKing]

first time I really got shytfaced and had that moment was when I was like 18 and just hit the college dorms as a freshman.

out there kickin it, and cats gave me some vodka and OJ. except it was super strong. I had no tolerance, nor did I know what my limit was. all I know is the first few times drinking with those cats, I prayed to porcelain jesus on a few occasions.

@ praying to god/jesus to let u be alright and you'll never drink again........only to be drinking again the following weekend.

Plies said that shyt in one of his songs lol. "Heavy yac in my system, feel like I'm bout to fukking die/ tell god I won't drink no more, there go another lie"

 

[A.V.]

I pissed on myself the night Obama got elected the first time, not cause I was so drunk I didn't notice it though, i was leavin the club and I tried to piss on a tree but didnt realize I didn't pull my dikk out far enough

Man u nikkas made me feel better post-hangover

 

[JasonSJackson]

I think everyone who drinks has had one of those sleeping by the toilet moments. You start praying to god and saying you'll never drink again if he just gets you through the night. No more of a fukked up feeling then wanting to vomit but your body won't let you and shyt just won't stop spinning.

i couldnt have said it better

 

[beenz]

anyone in here ever throw up so much, that nothing else was left to come out other than your stomach lining

 

[1thouwow]

first time I really got shytfaced and had that moment was when I was like 18 and just hit the college dorms as a freshman.

out there kickin it, and cats gave me some vodka and OJ. except it was super strong. I had no tolerance, nor did I know what my limit was. all I know is the first few times drinking with those cats, I prayed to porcelain jesus on a few occasions.

@ praying to god/jesus to let u be alright and you'll never drink again........only to be drinking again the following weekend.

Pretty much this except that I was more of a smoker at that sage. Plus that jungle juice and a nikka not knowing a limit: wow:

I shytted myself and threw up and my gt at the time had to clean me up and gimme a shower

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Thank God I Never Have, My Cousin Has Both Pissed And shytted Himself, I Never Vomited In Public Either

Worst Was Waking Up On My Bedroom Floor Using My Laundry Bag As A Pillow

If Im fukked Up And Going Home I Tried Real Hard To Mentally Sober Myself Up, Or At Least Look Like I Am

I Havent Got DRUNK In A Few Years Though And I'd Like To Keep It That Way lol

 

[Gunshi]

got soo drunk one friday my night ended early... my girl had to take me home and put me in bed... drunk like 4 22's of heineken, had some moet, drank something else and hella blunts.... woke up the next morning in a pool of piss... yup i pissed my bed...this was was like 8 yrs ago though... now i know not to get soo wasted.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Why are there no female stories in here?

 

[Olu Dara]

I once threw up in my homies whip after a night out.. We were 5 people in the car too it was puke all over his seats and his car still smell like shyt

 

[god shamgod]

I've passed out on peoples lawns before.Woke up birds chirping and people leaving for work.Got up like son in new jersey drive after the cops beat his ass and kept it movin

 

[beenz]

Pretty much this except that I was more of a smoker at that sage. Plus that jungle juice and a nikka not knowing a limit: wow:

I shytted myself and threw up and my gt at the time had to clean me up and gimme a shower

man once, I was short on funds for the weekend, so all I could afford was two 40's of icehouse. back then that was all of $3.

anyways, I took both of those to the neck over a span of like 5 minutes as if i were playing edward forty-hands

and proceeded to throw up in the garbage can. now I was pretty drunk from drinking those 40's that fast, but after throwing up, I felt fine and was still able to go out and kick it that night.

 

[head shots101]

Never pissed on myself but back in the days when I was living with my moms I pissed behind my room door

I was drinking Jamaican rum called "john crow batty" 160 proof

http://www.travelandleisure.com/articles/worlds-strongest-liquors/10

 

[Prado210]

Yea. I also threw up in my sleep once. Good times.