Ever got sonned/ethered by your teacher?

[the artist known az]

I think I was ethered 2 times in my school career.

In high school I got like a 95 in Spanish I. So the teacher was like you did very well in my class so I'm gonna recommend that you go to Honors Spanish II. I was feeling myself a little bit and agreed to it. That following semester I had the Honors Spanish class. I go in there, 1st thing I noticed was I was the only black kid in there. 2nd thing I noticed was she had everything on the board written in Spanish.

So she walks in the class and says hello and introduces herself. After the introduction she says "From this point all communication will be in Spanish...verbal and written. I don't want to hear any English in my class." I was like my Spanish I teacher set me the fukk up. I was struggling my ass off in that class.

After a few weeks she told me to stay after class to discuss my options. She asked me why am I in this class. I told her my Spanish I teacher recommended me because I did well in her class. She basically gave the look like that other teacher wasn't shyt. So I transferred out her class to regular Spanish II but I was doing so bad I still ended up failing. Everytime I saw her in the hallway she'd give me the look.

 

[Jayson_bourn]

Not me really directly,but I remember there was a kid in my math class named Andrew. He used to rock this Tim Hardaway Jersey...everyday. When I say everyday I mean EVERYDAY on some Doug Funnie type sh*t.

Anyways this was back when if you were caught talkin or just fukin around in general he would see you throw you the gesture and write your name on the board. This was just so he could address them later when he was done with his lecture. Most of the time it meant skipping recess or staying after school


So this n)gga gets to actin' up and he wrote his name up on the corner of the board. Then he caught him again. Put a check next to his name we was like

Caught this n)gga talkin AGAIN this time he wrote HARDAWAY on the board. The class erupted . He was like keep pushin and i'll take that jersey, your mom will have to come pick it up if you plan on wearing clothes tomorrow.

He had to deal with that sonning for the rest of the school year

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Was playin the hand slap reflex game wit my homie in class. Teacher mailed infraction slip to my house sayin i was playin patty cake with another student

 

[EQ.]

I grew up in Kenya where it is okay for Teachers/Upper Staff to beat kids/discipline. Anyway this one friday we in class and like 20 of us are tryna get outta school early coz Coolio was in Nairobi for a concert and we were hyped to go see him (this was back in 98). The class was Music and the teacher was maaad eccentric, a goofy type dude who no one took seriously. So me and my homie think of a way to scheme our way outta this class and outta nowhere i daze off and start staring at the main clock in the classroom and thats when i get an idea

Me(Macko): Guys if we change the clock ahead by 30/35 minutes, we can skive this class and head out of school.
Anto: doesn't Mr Semu have a watch tho?
Deno: Naaaah, Semu doesn't have one and if we change the time, he wouldn't know the difference, plus the main bell is fukked so he won't be expecting to hear it.
Me(Macko): wells its settled then * i stand up and explain the plan to the others kids*
Consensus:

So we adjust the time and make sure that everyone knows their role.

Mr. Semu shows up to our homeroom and starts getting into some shyt about musical notes

Mr.Semu: So you see the breve and the qua....

Me: Mr. Semu *i point at the clock* it seems that time has ran out

Mr.Semu: time does surely go by when you are having fun
Consensus:

So he wraps up the session and soon as he leaves the whole class is like and start celebrating like we beat the 92 Dream Team getting loud and shyt the principal was walking around heard the ruckus and decided to make a random appearance in our class

Principal: where is your teacher?
Anto: *stuttering* ummmm he had to leave early because of some family issues
Principal: okay i'll call him and check
Consensus:

He calls Mr.Semu who explains that his class was over etc, the principal wises up to our slick shyt and calls Mr.Semu back and explains how we moved the time up and everything. They both have a side convo and make an offer to the class

Mr.Semu: If you tell me who's idea it was, i will only dock 5 points from the rest of you and i will punish the main culprit

Consensus: Macko!
Me(Macko): *whispers* "u nikkas aint shyt"

I proceed to have my ass whooped for the same amount of time that the music class should have run for, poetic justice indeed as i was unknowingly hitting the same notes that Mr.Semu was talking about

 

[Scotch Hall]

too many stories but man I stayed doing stupid sh1t, I remember being in the wrong class for like 2 weeks straight .

We used to clown my math teacher back in 10th for his sloppy writing, man I remember I sat so far back and I was gonna bring binoculars in class just to read the board.

One of my science classes we had this racist teacher cac, and dude had a habit of turning the lights off and asking us where did we go.
I remember dudes got him back by pissing on his floor

I remember getting clowned on for not knowing multplication and divison in 6th grade got ethered alot too

 

[Killer Instinct]

in 9th grade my mom cussed out my coach because i didnt get to play in our lil scrimmage game . i didnt even know

so first game of year he puts me in the game in like 2nd qtr , im like i was like 8th string at the time.

i get in first play make a tackle . come to the sideline all my teamates are like hell yea you ballin , i still dont know why he put me in , i figure it was a fluke go back to the back .

he calls for me again , i guess because i actually did good, but i wasnt close to him , everybody callin me coach wants you coach wants you. i get up to coach im like oo im goin back in

he looked str8 at me was like where the hell were you , next time your mama wants to know why you aint playin now you can tell her , in front of everbody . its was so embarrassing still think about it to this day

everybody was lookin at me holdin back laughin

 

[ClassyME]

OMG!!! I'm mad as fukk I read all this! This story fukking suuuucked

I knew that but that's what my experience though

 

[Jayson_bourn]

I just thought of another one.. My AP History teacher during graduation

I walked with down the aisle with my cap on like

She saw me at the end and was like "congrats... please go to college"

Then the facial expression exchange went like this

Me

Her:

Me:

Me : Ayte...

 

[Casso Dinero]

I got punched in the face by my kindergarten teacher.

 

[Lavish]

I remember this chinese kid in my class asked my teacher why she was wearing a suit

This was in grade 4

Low key she was feminist..so she went off and flamed him for a good 5 minutes. He asked her while she was walkin across the room and she fully stopped mid step and told him off infront of everyone. You know kaks faces turn red when they angry...her face turned red

she ended it off with one of those 'what do you have to say for yourself' joints...it was like: "............. so just because I choose to wear a suit doesnt make me any less feminen ok????!!!!" and then waited until he said: "ok "

Whole class got quiet untill she left the room then we all started laughing

 

[Ashyneezz]

I grew up in Kenya

brotha

 

[EQ.]

brotha

Sema!

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[ClassyME]

Anyone got called into the principle's office with a parent for truancy senior or junior yr??


I did all my work, had A's, B's n shyt..... I just left early/signed in late

 

[WhyYouCry]

I got a COLLEGE sonned story for you guys.

2nd year in college i decide to take a tough Italian language class where I made friends with this girl who knew the language well and she would help me and give me the answers to homework assignments and help me cheat on class quizzes and exams. Never got caught too Until this one day

Starts off with professor giving back a quiz that I passed with a perfect 100. Im feeling like But Then she decides to do a surprise review on the quiz. Im thinking easy class review RIGHT? nope WRONG, she gets in front of the class and calls my name and tells the class about how great I did on the quiz and how impressed she was and that she would be honored to have me show the class how I got each question right.
She than sets up the entire quiz on the board and I look towards my friend for help and she gives me that Look, I knew I was done. So i slowly get up in front of the class and didnt say a word, I didn't know answers, didn't know the language, couldnt even fukking read and comprehend what she wrote on the board and whats sad is that she knew this, this was planned. At that point im thinking to myself ITS OVER YOU GOT ME JUST LET IT GO HAVE MERCY but she had that look in her eye you knew she was out for blood. she starts to ask me questions about every part of the test and each time I said "I don't know" n she would say "but how is that possible when you got it right on the quiz".

She asked another question i didnt know and again she went on like

"but look everyone, he got it right on the test so how is this possible hmmmmmm?".

This went on forever, question after question, class was dead silent lol it was a execution. It was so bad I started to shake in front of the class and she just wouldn't let up, she went in on me, at one point she started asking me questions in Italian and smile when I stood quiet ...... Finally it's was over so i go to my desk and proceeded to get my stuff and left the classroom with everyone looking at me, at that point I had enough. I found a chair in the hallway and sat down and put my head down for a few minutes.

I will never forget that day. Hope she got deported and living in some Italian slum taking cum shots from some American cock.

 

[Primetime21]

My keyboarding teacher in 9th grade used to go in. One day she just got done fussin out one of my boys. He got mad and opened up a word document, typed "bytch bytch" and sent it to the printer. Simultaneously the teacher was printing off everybody's grade sheets and she told me to go to the printer and give them to to her.

So I get to the printer and of course I'm looking through everyone's grades. So then I see this paper that just says "bytch bytch". As a kid obviously I'm crackin up cause I know who the message was about and I can hear chickenheads in the corner talkin bout "what he laughing at" In my head im like you'll see in a min

I put that paper near the top of the pile and hand em to her. So I hear her start to ruffle thru the papers, (teacher was older sister who sounds like Loretta Devine) then it came.."Ohhhhhhhhhh, somebody wanna print bytch bytch off on the computer huh? Ya think I'm a bytch bytch? Imma show you what a bytch bytch I am who did this?" Whole class was Long story short my boy ended up confessing after class so it wasn't as much of an ether as it was a top 10 primetime school moment.