Ever got sonned/ethered by your teacher?

[The Nigerian]

All my teachers were idiots for the most part. I routinely broke their spirit if they got on my bad side. I made a few of them cry.

 

[Wildin]

Senior year AP English. fukking final senior project. We are going back and forth from class to the computer lab do this project its like a 2 month fukking project so mondays and wednesday we are in class, tuesdays and thursdays we are in the computer lab and fridays we can be in the class the library or the computer lab.

....i dont know where to start, but we are about 2 to 3 weeks in and the teacher tells people if they want to come after school and work on the project or ask questions or whatever to come see her. I went to see her maybe 3 times to ask some questions and work on the project because mainly on fridays id go chill somewhere else and maybe one other day id just fukk around on the computers or not do shyt since she wasnt payin attention anyway.

About a month in the first draft, note cards everything is due. So we turn in our indvidual assignments and the following monday shes like "Come get your stuff when I call your name". She calls everyones name except mine. (lol) Then when shes done handing them out she says, "If I didnt call your name, then I didnt get your assignment, remember this is 1/3 of the final grade then 2/3 is the second draft and the 3/3 is the final draft and presentation. So I ask timidly "Is mine in the box?"

She fukkin blows up!!!! Goes from 0-60 in .01 second. YOU DIDNT DO YOUR ASSIGNMENT. YOU'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE. UNBELIEVABLE YOUR A SENIOR BLAH BLAH BLAH, YOUR IRRESPONSIBLE BLAH BLAH BLAH, YOUR IMMATURE!!!" shes rippin me a new a$$hole in front of the entire class. Like for a good 5-7 minutes...it seemed like slow motion too, like I was looking at classmates reactions and everyone was like and at the end of it i was done. I couldnt say anything. I knew I had handed my shyt in so I didnt feel bad but the ether was like a super combo from from street gfighter and the announcer says "K.O" and the screen is flashing like 25 hits which means you had to watch for a good amount of time before your character died and theres no way to retaliate. I kind of felt like though.

After class people were like "Damn!! what did you do?" I was like "I dont know"

But the most etherous part was when she said "I was wrong about you (insert my government name to make it really personal). You wouldnt make a good teacher.

Now to jump back to those after school sessions when I came to work on my project. I was the only person to come. She even said that a couple days before the ether, to the class that out of all the classes I was the only one who came to work on the project. She was telling me how responsible I was for being concerned and staying from like 3-6 to work on it. How I had good work ethic and showed maturity and integrity. She asked what I was going to do in college and I told her go to school for teaching then become a school counselor. She said that would be good for me and gassed me up, but told me a gem that I wont ever forget and use til this day "dont ever let money get in the way of something you want to do"

Ok now lets go to Tuesday: Computer Lab. My boy comes to me and was like what are you going to do, are you going to start all over? Im like I dont know. I start walking to the computer and I dont even know what I'm gonna do, I was probably too far behind to catch up but if I bullshytted I could have probably gotten a D or a low C. I was pretty much in a predicament of failing the last semester of English and jeopardizing graduation. All of a sudden my homie comes in and taps me on the shoulder and was like "Here" (hands me my notecards, first draft) Its fully graded and everything he said that she found it but didnt know what to say we laughed so hard, we still laugh til this day about it.

so like a week later progress reports came out and we have to get them signed. my grade was like a 47.6% and it showed I was failing because my project grade hadnt been included when she ran the report. So I wrote on the bottom of my progress report "I'm missing the project grade but I expect that the grade will be added which will show me my actual grade and i'll have my parents sign that."

She flipped shyt again! She yelled my government name as loud as she could and said "GO TO THE HALL NOW!!!!" we stepped into the hall and she shut the door but was still yelling "DONT YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT TO DO!! DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!! I AM THE TEACHER YOU ARE THE STUDENT!!! YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!! A nearby teacher poked his head out of the classroom because of the yelling and she calls him over and said "WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF A STUDENT TOLD YOU WHAT TO DO?? HE'S TELLING ME WHAT TO DO LIKE HE'S THE TEACHER!!! I'M DONE, IM DONE GET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT!!" So he walked me downstairs to the dean and the counselor who were talking and was like 'apparently he got into it with Ms Davis'. So I told them exactly what happened and they were like ....I remember working with a different English teacher and even trying to switch classes after that but it didnt pan out I did my final presentation with Ms Davis and got a B in the class but god damn she ethered me in front of the class twice, but she was also in the wrong twice.

 

[AllHolosEve]

my teacher ethered me but !t turned out pos!t!ve !n the end....

! was a good wr!ter but ! always slacked cause ! knew ! pass n!ggas !n my class w!t ease... ! turned !n some half ass sh!t better than other peoples best efforts l!ke ... dude gave them an A & gave me a B- or C+.. ! was l!ke teacher told me "th!s !s bullsh!t, !ve see you write to your potent!al & youre fukk!n around !n my class r!ght now. At least they tr!ed, your lazy ass put up no effort at all. Th!s !s horr!ble, next t!me you hand me some sh!t l!ke th!s ! g!ve you an F, dont waste my t!me or change classes"

! rewrote that sh!t l!ke fukk th!s dude, !ma teach h!s b!tch ass to come at my sk!lls l!ke that... turned my new sh!t !n... he h!t me w!t thats what ! knew you were capable of, keep that up & gave me an A+, straight played my ass... my favor!te teacher today, he gave you the real...

 

[Red Maverick II]

I didn't, but one of my boys told me this story:

Had a cool ass white teacher named Mr. Lupus in High School.

Some kid tried to boss up to him one day and got murked:

Kid - "Suck my dikk, Lupus!"

Mr. Lupus - "Got a straw?"

 

[LezJepzin]

I remember I had this bytch ass Chemistry teacher my junior year of h.s. We were doing a lesson and I spaced out for a bit and of course she called on me. When I gave her the wrong answer, she said something real smart to make me dumb in front of the whole class. Mind you, this was a week after my Dad died. When she walked over to the storage room behind her desk, I called her a bytch loud enough under my breath , the whole class went I didn't give a fukk whether she heard me or not but of course, she did. Came back to teach for the rest of the lesson like I didn't say anything.


After class, she took me aside to apologize to me all while I was giving her the I never had to say sorry for shyt. And no, I never got punished.

 

[Action Jackson]

I caught a few L's but the first time was in 5th grade. We had a Substitute teacher, and my buddies and I always made it a point to give the sub a hard time. Well she was looking bytch.

Sub: Blah Blah Deja vu Blah Blah

Me: that dude is annoying

My Boys in the Class:

The Girls in the class:

Sub: Stand up! Stand on your chair so the whole class can see you and explain to the class what Deja Vu is.

Me:

Class:

 

[Silkk]

I was joking back & forth with this chick in one class and the teacher mustve thought we was serious, so he jumped his black ass in


"Why you arguing with him, he's a nobody"


His wife passed away giving birth 2 years after that, though about hitting him on Facebook to make sure he felt that Ether but i aint that type of person. I still wanna do it tho

 

[shopthatwrecks]

female teachers i had...i would kno they got issues from the other class be4 mines..

so i go in..n whisper to em.."u get some of this young meat u wouldnt be up in school shytty booty n upset..u pose to be on the job sore n exhausted...not pissed off..dump that ol nikka get u some of this 44 acre shaker jimmy dean..."

either i get iss...they laugh n smile..or i end up goin to the hole..break em off at lunch...she happy

 

[Cynic]

@nikkahs B. Wildin that story is funny as fukk.. and you still live by those words ? Everything I ever learnt in school with regards to career choice and financial success I threw out immediately. The fukk you going to learn from mundane indoctrination ?

Yeah I was one of those go against the grain types, best believe I was getting sonned every week... it's okay though I make significantly more than a whole department of dumb ass tutors now ...

His wife passed away giving birth 2 years after that, though about hitting him on Facebook to make sure he felt that Ether but i aint that type of person. I still wanna do it tho

Do it breh, report back and let us eat

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

Senior year AP English. fukking final senior project. We are going back and forth from class to the computer lab do this project its like a 2 month fukking project so mondays and wednesday we are in class, tuesdays and thursdays we are in the computer lab and fridays we can be in the class the library or the computer lab.

....i dont know where to start, but we are about 2 to 3 weeks in and the teacher tells people if they want to come after school and work on the project or ask questions or whatever to come see her. I went to see her maybe 3 times to ask some questions and work on the project because mainly on fridays id go chill somewhere else and maybe one other day id just fukk around on the computers or not do shyt since she wasnt payin attention anyway.

About a month in the first draft, note cards everything is due. So we turn in our indvidual assignments and the following monday shes like "Come get your stuff when I call your name". She calls everyones name except mine. (lol) Then when shes done handing them out she says, "If I didnt call your name, then I didnt get your assignment, remember this is 1/3 of the final grade then 2/3 is the second draft and the 3/3 is the final draft and presentation. So I ask timidly "Is mine in the box?"

She fukkin blows up!!!! Goes from 0-60 in .01 second. YOU DIDNT DO YOUR ASSIGNMENT. YOU'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE. UNBELIEVABLE YOUR A SENIOR BLAH BLAH BLAH, YOUR IRRESPONSIBLE BLAH BLAH BLAH, YOUR IMMATURE!!!" shes rippin me a new a$$hole in front of the entire class. Like for a good 5-7 minutes...it seemed like slow motion too, like I was looking at classmates reactions and everyone was like and at the end of it i was done. I couldnt say anything. I knew I had handed my shyt in so I didnt feel bad but the ether was like a super combo from from street gfighter and the announcer says "K.O" and the screen is flashing like 25 hits which means you had to watch for a good amount of time before your character died and theres no way to retaliate. I kind of felt like though.

After class people were like "Damn!! what did you do?" I was like "I dont know"

But the most etherous part was when she said "I was wrong about you (insert my government name to make it really personal). You wouldnt make a good teacher.

Now to jump back to those after school sessions when I came to work on my project. I was the only person to come. She even said that a couple days before the ether, to the class that out of all the classes I was the only one who came to work on the project. She was telling me how responsible I was for being concerned and staying from like 3-6 to work on it. How I had good work ethic and showed maturity and integrity. She asked what I was going to do in college and I told her go to school for teaching then become a school counselor. She said that would be good for me and gassed me up, but told me a gem that I wont ever forget and use til this day "dont ever let money get in the way of something you want to do"

Ok now lets go to Tuesday: Computer Lab. My boy comes to me and was like what are you going to do, are you going to start all over? Im like I dont know. I start walking to the computer and I dont even know what I'm gonna do, I was probably too far behind to catch up but if I bullshytted I could have probably gotten a D or a low C. I was pretty much in a predicament of failing the last semester of English and jeopardizing graduation. All of a sudden my homie comes in and taps me on the shoulder and was like "Here" (hands me my notecards, first draft) Its fully graded and everything he said that she found it but didnt know what to say we laughed so hard, we still laugh til this day about it.

so like a week later progress reports came out and we have to get them signed. my grade was like a 47.6% and it showed I was failing because my project grade hadnt been included when she ran the report. So I wrote on the bottom of my progress report "I'm missing the project grade but I expect that the grade will be added which will show me my actual grade and i'll have my parents sign that."

She flipped shyt again! She yelled my government name as loud as she could and said "GO TO THE HALL NOW!!!!" we stepped into the hall and she shut the door but was still yelling "DONT YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT TO DO!! DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!! I AM THE TEACHER YOU ARE THE STUDENT!!! YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!! A nearby teacher poked his head out of the classroom because of the yelling and she calls him over and said "WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF A STUDENT TOLD YOU WHAT TO DO?? HE'S TELLING ME WHAT TO DO LIKE HE'S THE TEACHER!!! I'M DONE, IM DONE GET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT!!" So he walked me downstairs to the dean and the counselor who were talking and was like 'apparently he got into it with Ms Davis'. So I told them exactly what happened and they were like ....I remember working with a different English teacher and even trying to switch classes after that but it didnt pan out I did my final presentation with Ms Davis and got a B in the class but god damn she ethered me in front of the class twice, but she was also in the wrong twice.

 

[CantStop]

Yup but I ethered him right back.

So I went to a HS where my mom was the guidance counselor( at times but at times cause teachers would generally give me a grade I didn't deserve just off the strenght of knowing my mom) and my math teacher in my senior had beef with my mom over something that I still have no clue about but I know they hated each other. I used to get rides with my mom in the morning but not this particular day because she went to a seminar in another city so my pops gave me a ride so I came kinda late to class. I went to the principal office to get a slip saying I'm late and I'm excused but the principal was like nah, you're only 5 mins late you good so I hit him with a

*opens door to class*

Teacher: Why are you late?

Me: Uh... because I am.

Teacher: You come with your mom everyday. I SAW YOU HANGING OUT IN THE HALLWAY BEFORE CLASS.

at that point he's dead ass shouting and furious and I know it has nothing to do with me being late.

Me: My dad drove me. My mom isn't even here today so it's impossible that you saw me in the hallway if I just came.

Teacher: YOU'RE A LIAR. YOU'RE A LIAR AND YOUR MOM IS A LIAR.

Me: *looks around at class in shock* Just because you have issues with my mom doesn't mean you need to take it out on me. Grow up. Go ask the principal you moron or check the video camera.

I'm a respectable person, especially to older people but he crossed the line at that point so I spoke to him like I would speak to anyone else calling me a liar when I wasn't.

Teacher: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN THAT MANNER. GET OUT OF MY CLASS.

Me: gladly.

I knew I was good cause I had the principal, my pops, video cameras on my side and plus every teacher loved me so when they heard the story they hated that dude. I was known as the quiet funny loveable dude so I blackballed his ass.

My mom got a hold of the story from her coworker and she's like you know what, I'll let your dad handle it.

My pops went to school the next day and all I remember is the teacher apologizing teary eyed and being shook of me for the rest of the semester. I deadass think he gave me better grades than what I was supposed to have too.

 

[ComputersPutin]

Various times.

1. I moved to Chicago from the South. I asked the teacher could I use the bathroom?

Buddy looked at me like is there a tub in there? Are you taking a bath? Its not a bathroom then. Its a restroom/washroom

Class:

Me:




2. In HS I got kicked out of physics class for walking in and saying Good Afternoon to the teacher. Teacher told me to get out before I could even sit down. Said if I didn't I would get in school detention. :wtf2: I went home


3. In college...I missed a class and came to see my professor to get my test results. He say...you didnt do well..you a junior right? I said no....im a senior? He say You don't seem like a senior that is looking to graduate this year.




I graduated that year tho

 

[Steve Piffler]

I was in math class and i was leaning back in my chair.

the back of the chair was being supported by the desk behind me. while i was in full lean, i fell asleep. my teacher came up behind me and slammed a book on the desk and scared the living shyt outta me me. i fell out of the chair and was sandwiched between the desk behind me and the chair that i was sitting in. drool on my face and all. the whole class . she continued teaching like nothing happened.

i was fukkIN PISSED on the outside, but on the inside i was

 

[Ski Mask]

Nothing too bad, but my third grade teacher use to troll us every time recess came around. finding an excuse for us to stay inside. He even made us go to the door having us thinking we're about to go outside, then make us sit down cause someone sneezed or moved 00000.1 inch out of line. And when he did let us have recess for the first time(close to the end of the year), the only thing we could do was play duck, duck goose, while everyone else was playing kickball/football or on the playground.

 

[|r|e|a|d|]

You know how in HS anytime u want an escape you ask to hit the bathroom. Sumtimes they said no sumtimes yes. But if a teacher diddnt want to say yeah and i needed a friggin break I would usually hit em off with this line "Your floor not mine"
shyt always worked
So one time I ask this teacher for the the pass cause i gotta piss
He like nah
shyt yo floor not mine
He gonna go "yo shirt not mine" I was dead had no responce meanwhile the whole class is im sitting over there