awkwardblackgirl
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Ever got sonned/ethered by your teacher?
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WaveCapsByOscorp™
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in third grade i was, i but sort of ethered myself in this instance. i had left my homework at home by accident, and instead of just taking that L and moving right along (i don't know why i was so bent on making sure i turned my homework in) i decided to steal this other girl's homework and write my name across it. it worked for a while until they looked closer at the different hand writing. all i remember was the girl was like "i know i put my homework in the bin" and i was quiet as fukk hoping she wouldn't notice but then the teacher spotted the difference. i still remember that girl to this day. her name was caroline...
i was made an example of that day by my third grade teacher, ms. williams
i was made an example of that day by my third grade teacher, ms. williams
ClassyME
Pro
I got ethered damn near every other day in business class my senior year. By my teacher. From 9-11th grade I always saw him in the hallways and I knew he was a coach and some teacher but never gave a shyt. 
Senior year, I had him... He was a middle aged funny ass big Cuban guy. Mr. Miranda was a hood nikka
. His mixed daughter went to our school too, pretty girl..
Anyways, there was me and an Ethiopian girl who would always be in a happy mood every morning around 9ish. Our 1st week we'd always slide into the classroom like 3-5 minutes late from clowning in the hallways. He started joking about how we sucked on our timing, and if we knew how to count minutes or by the hours back home, bla bla bla
Next few days, we're talking about business.... he throws in an African joke in there just to get me to
his ass. Same wit the Ethiopian girl but she'd talk shyt back, she didn't give a fukk.. She'd say "in Africa we ate healthy, we don't have sumo wrestlers walking around. 
" He'd pick on random other students but I guess we were his favorite? He'd say how his neighbors were missing their cat. He said he heard we eat cats like Asians talkin bout "Ya'll better not be cat lovers, I'm reportin ya'll... "
There was also a ditz in our class. The one who'd call it comptuuter instead of computer.. Mr. Miranda is silly as fukk, he start talkin shyt her too!!! He said "where in the city do you live baby?
Maybe I should send you over to take classes wit [me] and [ethio chick] over in ESL" lol.. I always felt salty tho when he'd talk shyt bout me.. till I realized I could talk shyt back to him and not get in trouble as long as I didn't disrespect.
I ended up picking him to hand me my diploma. Went back to school to get my transcript like 2-3 yrs ago and he gave me the biggest hug n said "PLEAAAAAASEEE tell me you ain't got a kid.... I knooooow you ain't got a kid " I hit him wit the
There's more jokes I just can't remember now... Those are the crazy ones, but Mr. Miranda STAYED talkin shyt. I kinda miss his crazy ass.
Another ether would be my name. They'd be like "
[insert govt name]" Teachers & subs pronouncing my name would make me feel like "
here" ...
Senior year, I had him... He was a middle aged funny ass big Cuban guy. Mr. Miranda was a hood nikka
. His mixed daughter went to our school too, pretty girl..Anyways, there was me and an Ethiopian girl who would always be in a happy mood every morning around 9ish. Our 1st week we'd always slide into the classroom like 3-5 minutes late from clowning in the hallways. He started joking about how we sucked on our timing, and if we knew how to count minutes or by the hours back home, bla bla bla
Next few days, we're talking about business.... he throws in an African joke in there just to get me to
his ass. Same wit the Ethiopian girl but she'd talk shyt back, she didn't give a fukk.. She'd say "in Africa we ate healthy, we don't have sumo wrestlers walking around. " He'd pick on random other students but I guess we were his favorite? He'd say how his neighbors were missing their cat. He said he heard we eat cats like Asians talkin bout "Ya'll better not be cat lovers, I'm reportin ya'll... "There was also a ditz in our class. The one who'd call it comptuuter instead of computer.. Mr. Miranda is silly as fukk, he start talkin shyt her too!!! He said "where in the city do you live baby?
Maybe I should send you over to take classes wit [me] and [ethio chick] over in ESL" lol.. I always felt salty tho when he'd talk shyt bout me.. till I realized I could talk shyt back to him and not get in trouble as long as I didn't disrespect. I ended up picking him to hand me my diploma. Went back to school to get my transcript like 2-3 yrs ago and he gave me the biggest hug n said "PLEAAAAAASEEE tell me you ain't got a kid.... I knooooow you ain't got a kid " I hit him wit the
There's more jokes I just can't remember now... Those are the crazy ones, but Mr. Miranda STAYED talkin shyt. I kinda miss his crazy ass.
Another ether would be my name. They'd be like "
[insert govt name]" Teachers & subs pronouncing my name would make me feel like " here" ...
OG_StankBrefs
Da Spice...
From pre school to 6th grade I went to an all black private baptist school. 
TOOooooo many stories of nikkas gettin sonned left n right.
But nothin was worse than gettin dat paddle in front of da class. Especially when dere was a chick you was crushin on sittin dere lookin atchu gettin dat work like
Praise Zues dat only happened to me once and I was fortunate enough dat she had to dip out for da science fair set up in da gym before it was mah turn.
All because i laffed at mah nikka fartin durin mornin prayer. 
TOOooooo many stories of nikkas gettin sonned left n right.
But nothin was worse than gettin dat paddle in front of da class. Especially when dere was a chick you was crushin on sittin dere lookin atchu gettin dat work like
Praise Zues dat only happened to me once and I was fortunate enough dat she had to dip out for da science fair set up in da gym before it was mah turn.
All because i laffed at mah nikka fartin durin mornin prayer. 
I remember in junior high my boy farted in class (he used to do it loud all the time) and the teacher heard it and went the fukk OFF.
He used to think it was funny, but when she caught a whiff of that shyt she let him know about it.
"You know what, that's NASTY, don't be in my classroom stinking the place up!... next time you have to pass gas, ask to be excused and go out in the hallway"
nikka was crying
He used to think it was funny, but when she caught a whiff of that shyt she let him know about it.
"You know what, that's NASTY, don't be in my classroom stinking the place up!... next time you have to pass gas, ask to be excused and go out in the hallway"
nikka was crying
I ethered myself in like 2nd grade after recess...
I had diarrhea on this day, and I remember thinking I was good after playing outside with the class during recess. Playtime was over, and I was walking back to the line to get ready to go inside, and I sharted brehs. It was outside so I was like I'm a just push this fart out real quick.
shyt was all in my draws
I got to class after that sticky ass walk inside. I went up to my teacher and told her I had an accident, and whispered to her that I boo boo'd on accident and she was like...
And told me to go to the nurse's office.
My moms came up there with some fresh draws and sweatpants, and I got back to class and nobody noticed that I just changed clothes.
I had diarrhea on this day, and I remember thinking I was good after playing outside with the class during recess. Playtime was over, and I was walking back to the line to get ready to go inside, and I sharted brehs. It was outside so I was like I'm a just push this fart out real quick.
shyt was all in my draws
I got to class after that sticky ass walk inside. I went up to my teacher and told her I had an accident, and whispered to her that I boo boo'd on accident and she was like...
And told me to go to the nurse's office.
My moms came up there with some fresh draws and sweatpants, and I got back to class and nobody noticed that I just changed clothes.
AlwaysLurkin
Superstar
In 8th grade in pre algebra we had a hw assignment so we switched papers with our neighbors to grade them.I asked dude Bony what I get and that shyt said 10 Im like 
so I told this nikka when she call my name at least say 50.So she calls my name and he says 10 nikkas was like and my boys got like a 20 and 30 too.So we finish grading the shyts and me and my nikkas laughing about something,then she says what the hell yall laughing at yall didn't even combine for 100 had the class 
so I told this nikka when she call my name at least say 50.So she calls my name and he says 10 nikkas was like and my boys got like a 20 and 30 too.So we finish grading the shyts and me and my nikkas laughing about something,then she says what the hell yall laughing at yall didn't even combine for 100 had the class 
@nikkahs B. Wildin that story is funny as fukk.. and you still live by those words ? Everything I ever learnt in school with regards to career choice and financial success I threw out immediately. The fukk you going to learn from mundane indoctrination ?
Yeah I was one of those go against the grain types, best believe I was getting sonned every week... it's okay though I make significantly more than a whole department of dumb ass tutors now ...
Do it breh, report back and let us eat
Nah thats enough karma for him.
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observe
Banned
In 4th grade I always had to sit in the back of the class away from the rest of the students. One day I said something smart to the teacher and she came back there, picked me off my desk and shook the back of my head against the cabinet. I told my mom and my mom came to the office. My friends at recess were telling me to get her fired. One of my friends told me that if I got her fired he would let me borrow mike Tyson's punch out. I was like "hell yeah"
ethered a teacher for being wrong and stupid 
and she caught feelings and kicked me out of class then told my moms who wupped my ass in front of all my friends at school
and she caught feelings and kicked me out of class then told my moms who wupped my ass in front of all my friends at school
FLORIDA BOI
All Star
in 9th grade my mom cussed out my coach because i didnt get to play in our lil scrimmage game .
i didnt even know
so first game of year he puts me in the game in like 2nd qtr , im like
i was like 8th string at the time.
i get in first play make a tackle . come to the sideline
all my teamates are like hell yea you ballin , i still dont know why he put me in , i figure it was a fluke go back to the back .
he calls for me again , i guess because i actually did good, but i wasnt close to him , everybody callin me coach wants you coach wants you. i get up to coach im like oo im goin back in
he looked str8 at me was like where the hell were you , next time your mama wants to know why you aint playin now you can tell her
, in front of everbody . its was so embarrassing still think about it to this day 
everybody was lookin at me holdin back laughin
i didnt even know so first game of year he puts me in the game in like 2nd qtr , im like
i was like 8th string at the time.i get in first play make a tackle . come to the sideline
all my teamates are like hell yea you ballin , i still dont know why he put me in , i figure it was a fluke go back to the back .he calls for me again , i guess because i actually did good, but i wasnt close to him , everybody callin me coach wants you coach wants you. i get up to coach im like oo im goin back in
he looked str8 at me was like where the hell were you , next time your mama wants to know why you aint playin now you can tell her
, in front of everbody . its was so embarrassing still think about it to this day everybody was lookin at me holdin back laughin
I got ethered damn near every other day in business class my senior year. By my teacher. From 9-11th grade I always saw him in the hallways and I knew he was a coach and some teacher but never gave a shyt.
Senior year, I had him... He was a middle aged funny ass big Cuban guy. Mr. Miranda was a hood nikka
Anyways, there was me and an Ethiopian girl who would always be in a happy mood every morning around 9ish. Our 1st week we'd always slide into the classroom like 3-5 minutes late from clowning in the hallways. He started joking about how we sucked on our timing, and if we knew how to count minutes or by the hours back home, bla bla bla
Next few days, we're talking about business.... he throws in an African joke in there just to get me to
There was also a ditz in our class. The one who'd call it comptuuter instead of computer.. Mr. Miranda is silly as fukk, he start talkin shyt her too!!! He said "where in the city do you live baby?
I ended up picking him to hand me my diploma. Went back to school to get my transcript like 2-3 yrs ago and he gave me the biggest hug n said "PLEAAAAAASEEE tell me you ain't got a kid.... I knooooow you ain't got a kid " I hit him wit the
There's more jokes I just can't remember now... Those are the crazy ones, but Mr. Miranda STAYED talkin shyt. I kinda miss his crazy ass.
Another ether would be my name. They'd be like "
OMG!!! I'm mad as fukk I read all this! This story fukking suuuucked
I remember in 9th grade, I actually put forth some sort of effort in school. Math was always a pretty strong subject for me, so one day I'm straight coastin', talking to people in my area when we're doing some group work.
Over time, teacher picks up on me not really doing any work, just hanging out. Eventually tells me to go out in the hallway to do work by myself, so I grab my stuff and just stare at her dead in the eyes and tell her "F u c k. Y o u."
I think she got ethered to the bone, because at the end of class she didn't even write me up. I think she just told me to not do shyt like that again because I was the best in my class.
Over time, teacher picks up on me not really doing any work, just hanging out. Eventually tells me to go out in the hallway to do work by myself, so I grab my stuff and just stare at her dead in the eyes and tell her "F u c k. Y o u."
I think she got ethered to the bone, because at the end of class she didn't even write me up. I think she just told me to not do shyt like that again because I was the best in my class.
BastardChild
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
no i was always to funny.. but one of my good friends got sent to the office.. started talking shyt and the teacher told him to put a egg in his shoe and beat it..
she was like 80 it was hilarious
she was like 80 it was hilarious