Ever had a broad fly from a different country to come see you?

[1thouwow]

A girl i met in the last month of my tour in Europe is flying here in less than 2 weeks from Ljubljana, Slovenia. Im about to parade her all around Hicktown, USA

I dont see this ending well, keep us updated

 

[RadaMillz]

I remembering talking to this dime chick from holland, she used to come on msn cam and we chatted all the time, she caught feelings and wanted to come see me, only problem was I was in high school and was lying my ass off about my status.

told her I was a graduate, held a good job and had my own place.

SMH

 

[Rawtid]

yes.

flew from Jerz to Miami for me. mind you she had a boyfriend at the time...

I win.

That's not two different countries.

 

[Mojo]

I dont see this ending well, keep us updated

deep down i dont either. Its been 4 months of separation building up to what i hope is not the biggest anti climax ever. but all that shyt i talked made her blind. im in a lame ass town. and i work in the evenings so she aint gonna have nothing to do but up some potent drama while she waits for me to get off.

thru the oovoo and whatsapp chats i already know she can get pissed....quick. euro women from slo, croatia, serbia have an infamous temper.but... i am an optimistic person and a risk taker so i wont regret anything that happens. jus hopin for the best

 

[Ashtrey]

Had a bytch drive 3 hours from Seattle, WA to Vancouver, BC to see me...

 

[RicanFury]

deep down i dont either. Its been 4 months of separation building up to what i hope is not the biggest anti climax ever. but all that shyt i talked made her blind. im in a lame ass town. and i work in the evenings so she aint gonna have nothing to do but up some potent drama while she waits for me to get off.

thru the oovoo and whatsapp chats i already know she can get pissed....quick. euro women from slo, croatia, serbia have an infamous temper.but... i am an optimistic person and a risk taker so i wont regret anything that happens. jus hopin for the best

better hope you dont get a noodle dikk when she arrives

 

[illadope]

Im trying to convince this girl from Singapore to come out here but she thinks shes gonna get shot or a fire goin burn down the area while she here

 

[dr. pill biden]

I had a dude I met in Honduras fly me up to Montreal. That whole city smells like the skin between your asscheeks but it was straight. He had his private pilot's license and his own lil putt putt plane so we flew to Quebec City for a day and then around all the uninhabited parts of the province up to his family's fishing camp way up north in the woods. It was beautiful brehs

 

[MewTwo]

A girl flying from another country just to see you? Wow she must really want an American citizenship.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

ive had 2 chicks visit me from other countries. i met them here in the states tho. one chick was from canada , the other chick was from poland. i was datin the canadian chick for about 2 years. but i had the feelin that the chick may have been just tryna get a visa outta me, so i canceled that chick. she came down to the states like 4 times and i went up to canada too. the polish chick came out once. she had a phat ass

 

[Mojo]

better hope you dont get a noodle dikk when she arrives

pipe is the only thing i got goin for me. once she realizes that its o.v.a.

A girl flying from another country just to see you? Wow she must really want an American citizenship.

thas not always the case homie. the girls i used to pull when stationed there were raised from the old yugoslavia and they still feel some kinda way about americans (somethin about kosovo and bosnia, shyt i dont know). they like amercian guys but dont want nothing to do with the country. trus me you would balll like a dog jus off the strength of ur american accent

 

[...and some waffle fries]

My girl flew from Japan and stayed with me for a month.

@ clowns bragging about 3 hr drives and sh1t. my chick flew across an ocean now that's

 

[locoloco87]

visited a hoe 6 miles from me

 

[Gallo]

I had a dude I met in Honduras fly me up to Montreal. That whole city smells like the skin between your asscheeks but it was straight. He had his private pilot's license and his own lil putt putt plane so we flew to Quebec City for a day and then around all the uninhabited parts of the province up to his family's fishing camp way up north in the woods. It was beautiful brehs

 

[Gallo]

A girl i met in the last month of my tour in Europe is flying here in less than 2 weeks from Ljubljana, Slovenia. Im about to parade her all around Hicktown, USA

this is what got me kinda shook...this girl quit a stable job, gave the keys to her apt to her parents, and is leaving everything an everybody she knew behind to come see me for a couple months. Once she find out i aint bout shyt its gonna be smoke in the city

Update?