Met a girl at EDC a few years back. We were in the crowd dancing, making out, and then all of a sudden she asks me to pull her hair. At first it was the good kinda freakery, but then she kept saying "harder...no harder...HARDER" to the point where I was pulling out roots. I asked her if I could please stop. Then she asked me to squeeze her t*ts as hard as I could, and stick my fingers down her throat. All of this in the middle of the crowd . Ended up taking her into the NASTIEST port o' poddy ever and smashing, while she braced herself on a disgusting toilet. Slipping the whole time, with her hand falling inside the toilet several times.
Met a chick at a club a couple of years back, and she took me back to her spot. I was hitting it from the back, and she asked me to stick a mini-dildo in her ass, while I was hitting it. I did, but kinda lost focus and noticed that the dildo was missing. We looked for a minute, but figured it just got lost in the sheets or on the floor (her room was nasty). She texts me the next day saying "I found the dildo! It was stuck in my ass in the whole time, and I shytted it out!"