So my homie hit me up one day saying, this girl that I met a few days earlier is looking for me and wants my number. I said ok cool give her my number
She calls we chop it up for a bit, I said "ok cool, i'll hit u up later". I never hit her up afterwards
Forward a few weeks later, I see her in the streets, we go get a drink . This bytch is telling me that she can cook all this shyt , I'm just sitting there like
"ok cool". After a few drinks we decide to head back to her crib, this bytch stops at the grocery and buys $90 worth of food, stops at the liquor and buys wine and scotch shyt cost another $40. I'm like ok this
"ok, this bytch is serious"
So my homie hit me up one day saying, this girl that I met a few days earlier is looking for me and wants my number. I said ok cool give her my number
She calls we chop it up for a bit, I said "ok cool, i'll hit u up later". I never hit her up afterwards
Forward a few weeks later, I see her in the streets, we go get a drink . This bytch is telling me that she can cook all this shyt , I'm just sitting there like
"ok cool". After a few drinks we decide to head back to her crib, this bytch stops at the grocery and buys $90 worth of food, stops at the liquor and buys wine and scotch shyt cost another $40. I'm like ok this
"ok, this bytch is serious"
We take a cab to her crib, we walk inside and her apartment is literally all white, Like the furniture, the curtains, decorations, the lighting, im like
hmmmm this is classy, but it still had like a weird feel. Like I was in a dungeon, but instead of walls it was white curtains. The shyt was crazy.
She poured my scotch and proceeded to make a fukking three course meal.
the main course was fish, the fish was so flaky and light
. After the meal we went to living room chopped it up sum more, she rolled me a blunt and said she'll be right back. So at this point my feet are up on her couch , im smoking this blunt and i close my eyes......
I feel a sting across my chest I open my eyes, this bytch is standing there in a catwoman outfit, in crazy high heels ,with a fukking whip.....[/QUOTE]
So I look up and see this bytch in the catwoman suit and im like
, This shyt about to be lit. nikka aint jerk off in about a week, so I'm about to destroy this p*ssy.
When I surveyed the situation she had a whip in one hand and her other hand behind her back. So im like
"whats behind ur back?" I swear on everything this bytch pulled out the biggest cucumber I have ever seen in my life............
So im like
A few seconds after the shock wore off Im like " WTF u think it is bytch?
" I dunno who u were fukking before me , but i dont play that shyt"
"How gonna ruin a perfectly good evening with sum shyt like that??"
She asked me " did I Take it to far??"
YES bytch u took it wayyyyy to far, crossed all types of lines and boundries
So she goes and sits in the corner , I'm on the couch, the whole situation is awkward now......
the normal basic girl is boring as fukk
so beautiful just make me want to cry 
