Ever had a girl be TOO freaky?

[richaveli83]

This girl I was talking to when I was in the military had a weird ass fetish. She was giving me head one time and then all of sudden she started licking my a$$hole. I was like in
a matter of seconds. Weeks before that she wanted me to fukk her in the ass. I was like at first because most black girls aren't into anal sex but then I was like let's do it because I was always curious about anal sex. We never did anal but i was surprised that she wanted it. Weeks later she asked my thoughts on a threesome. I was like I hit the jackpot because I got a freak. Then she said her, her gay homeboy and me in the threesome. I said no and she was like it's so hot to watch another man get fukked. I said thanks but no thanks and that I believe this relationship is over. This was way back in 2006 so who knows how nasty these women are in 2015 .​

 

[Mowgli]

This girl I was talking to when I was in the military had a weird ass fetish. She was giving me head one time and then all of sudden she started licking my a$$hole. I was like in
a matter of seconds. Weeks before that she wanted me to fukk her in the ass. I was like at first because most black girls aren't into anal sex but then I was like let's do it because I was always curious about anal sex. We never did anal but i was surprised that she wanted it. Weeks later she asked my thoughts on a threesome. I was like I hit the jackpot because I got a freak. Then she said her, her gay homeboy and me in the threesome. I said no and she was like it's so hot to watch another man get fukked. I said thanks but no thanks and that I believe this relationship is over. This was way back in 2006 so who knows how nasty these women are in 2015 .​

She did have your legs up like a peace sign bruh. Not the most masculine position to be In. Probably passed her

"He might like getting fukked by a man test"

She had it twisted.

 

[richaveli83]

She did have your legs up like a peace sign bruh. Not the most masculine position to be In. Probably passed her

"He might like getting fukked by a man test"

She had it twisted.

shyt was crazy man. When I told my friends about it at the time they were like she was probably playing/joking. No woman jokes about stuff like that. I would have never expected something like that from her because she was a professional(paralegal) and I was naive/young/dumb.

 

[Mowgli]

shyt was crazy man. When I told my friends about it at the time they were like she was probably playing/joking. No woman jokes about stuff like that. I would have never expected something like that from her because she was a professional(paralegal) and I was naive/young/dumb.

Man I smashed a director of a corporation that would be in dungeons beating cacs with whips. You never know with these women.

Why a man gotta be attracted to a dude to like the feeling of his buns being landscaped by a females tongue.

 

[agnosticlady]

um she know who she is, she posts here on the coli, hands down the freakiest i been with

 

[agnosticlady]

i fukked a narcoleptic chick that wanted me to cum on her face while she was sleeping and wake her up when it dried. so after i woke her up, she was excited and ran to the bathroom to peel it off. she came while she was peeling it off. she fell on the floor while she was cumming and was eating the dried up cum that she was peeling off her face. i just stood there like

Maybe she saw the cum as good for her skin, Did her skin look any better?

 

[killacal]

All praises due to 50 shades these hoes wildin

 

[DEAD7]

Met a girl at EDC a few years back. We were in the crowd dancing, making out, and then all of a sudden she asks me to pull her hair. At first it was the good kinda freakery, but then she kept saying "harder...no harder...HARDER" to the point where I was pulling out roots. I asked her if I could please stop. Then she asked me to squeeze her t*ts as hard as I could, and stick my fingers down her throat. All of this in the middle of the crowd . Ended up taking her into the NASTIEST port o' poddy ever and smashing, while she braced herself on a disgusting toilet. Slipping the whole time, with her hand falling inside the toilet several times.

Met a chick at a club a couple of years back, and she took me back to her spot. I was hitting it from the back, and she asked me to stick a mini-dildo in her ass, while I was hitting it. I did, but kinda lost focus and noticed that the dildo was missing. We looked for a minute, but figured it just got lost in the sheets or on the floor (her room was nasty). She texts me the next day saying "I found the dildo! It was stuck in my ass in the whole time, and I shytted it out!"

 

[Krazy]

When I surveyed the situation she had a whip in one hand and her other hand behind her back. So im like "whats behind ur back?" I swear on everything this bytch pulled out the biggest cucumber I have ever seen in my life............

So im like

A few seconds after the shock wore off Im like " WTF u think it is bytch?

" I dunno who u were fukking before me , but i dont play that shyt"

"How gonna ruin a perfectly good evening with sum shyt like that??"

She asked me " did I Take it to far??"

YES bytch u took it wayyyyy to far, crossed all types of lines and boundries

So she goes and sits in the corner , I'm on the couch, the whole situation is awkward now......

Literally lost it at this part
Legit cracking up around my family like

 

[joasis8]

Literally lost it at this part
Legit cracking up around my family like

 

[Steve Piffler]

Maybe she saw the cum as good for her skin, Did her skin look any better?

iono . i never went back...

 

[CoochieMane]

Have you guys ever had the best anal sex with a girl in your life and then realize it was a man afterwards?

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

This girl tried to put her thumb in by butt but i stopped her she proceeded to slob on my ball sack while smelling her thumb which made it close to my butt

 

[wild100sboy]

Smiley made me think of this thread, http://www.thecoli.com/threads/can-we-please-get-some-christmas-smileys.172663/

 

[ellessij]

Smiley made me think of this thread, http://www.thecoli.com/threads/can-we-please-get-some-christmas-smileys.172663/

Now I can get some more!