Ever had a girl be TOO freaky?

[Mowgli]

Some rats my friend knew came over. One brought her friend. I think he was nervous about a 3 some so he used me as a wingman. I had my girl in the back room in the bed.

The friend his thot brought said she she taking pictures of any dikk she gets tonight.

We order a pizza and this broad says, can I get some sperm on that slice. Birch was to out of control so I tell my boy good luck and go to the room to be with my girl. This bytch asks can I get in bed with yall.

She looked like Obsessison from the old flicks. This negro ended up not 3 schooling them and just smashed his thot. Never saw that bytch again.


Same friend brings some other hoes over. From the door ol girl hands me a bag and says she has a present for me. I don't know her name yet. There's a condom inside. I'm like my names mowgli and we all laugh.



L.a bytches are the nastiest.

 

[Ceazy]

Some rats my friend knew came over. One brought her friend. I think he was nervous about a 3 some so he used me as a wingman. I had my girl in the back room in the bed.

The friend his thot brought said she she taking pictures of any dikk she gets tonight.

We order a pizza and this broad says, can I get some sperm on that slice. Birch was to out of control so I tell my boy good luck and go to the room to be with my girl. This bytch asks can I get in bed with yall.

She looked like Obsessison from the old flicks. This negro ended up not 3 schooling them and just smashed his thot. Never saw that bytch again.


Same friend brings some other hoes over. From the door ol girl hands me a bag and says she has a present for me. I don't know her name yet. There's a condom inside. I'm like my names mowgli and we all laugh.



L.a bytches are the nastiest.

Don't agree with you much but THAT is GOSPEL I've been all over and lived in a lot of places but LA girls take the cake they falling off the assembly line gagging swallowing anal and that's just regular for them. Every single chick I been with out here I barely gotta push the issue to get whatever.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Y'all haven't lived until you're asked to lick Coke off a chick's p*ssy. I didn't though. I think back and should have for the fuxk of it. Another chick, she was fine, licked it off. I licked afterwards and we tongue still got numb.

 

[Lo-Co]

ha, she was down to get fukked in her ass and was like "You want ANOTHER ass to fukk?"

 

[The Bilingual Gringo]

Had a girl into blindfolds, pain thresholds, master/slave, dominatrix stuff. Regular sex was off the charts but I drew a line at some point with that other shyt.

 

[Jay Kast]

*REDACTED


REPREHENSIBLE BEHAVIOR!

Sorry.

 

[Family Man]

The only example I can think of was a chick who wanted me to lick her a$$hole and I was like hell no.

She was sexy and freaky as fukk too. But a couple times we'd be dirty talking via text or over the phone and she'd say something like "I'm gonna make you eat my ass" and I'd be like

Ruined the whole vibe.

 

[Jahmal]

Have you guys ever had the best anal sex with a girl in your life and then realize it was a man afterwards?

 

[Black Cac]

Not really, but i hate chicks who kiss all aggressively. Biting the fukk out of my lips and shyt.

One chick made me cum quick cause she was whispering shyt in my ear and started biting/licking it. Never got my rematch

 

[BlazedWun]

Have you guys ever had the best anal sex with a girl in your life and then realize it was a man afterwards?

HELL NO

and get the fukk out of here with that shyt

 

[Shadow King]

Have you guys ever had the best anal sex with a girl in your life and then realize it was a man afterwards?

 

[PinotNoir]

Ever had a chick do some shyt that made you at first but then later on when you thought about it..then

I had a chick shove me down her throat when giving me head. Talkin bout grabbing my waist and thrusting me in and out. Choking, slobbing, etc

At first I'm like but after I nut I was like

And that was too freaky? I thought you were talking about anal action or something with inanimate objects, but that example....you're a prude

 

[The God Poster]

Girl licked my taint n tried to go for the buns.

I said no thanks.

She came up trying to kiss me with her nose smelling like Doogin.



I was like

Lesson, never do long walks on the beach at night before you smash

breh

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Havin a bish fart in ya mouf while eatin dat thang out ain't wavy, breh.

 

[skeetsinternal]

um she know who she is, she posts here on the coli, hands down the freakiest i been with