Ever had a girl be TOO freaky?

[street heat]

pretty sure a chick straight up pissed on me while we were fukkin......on purpose. like i know chicks can squirt but this was definitely different.

she pretended she just squirted but i was like it washer bed so i didnt sweat it.

she was kind of strange so i feel like she was just into that kind of thing but didnt want to tell me. she was also a teacher. theyre pretty much all really freaky in my experience.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

1. Broad tried to lick my ass... hit her in the forehead off reflex like, wrong kind of freaky, bytch.

2. Broad had a paper bag on her head with a hole for the mouth just sucking any and everybody dikk. She didn't want anyone to see her face and recognize her.

3. Broad from #2 ate her own cousin out while I was fukkin her (no bag that time)

4. Broad sucked my dikk with my boxers over it. Wet my whole midsection up. I just thought that was mad unusual.

5. Broad wanted to fukk on the green of a golf course in the dead of night. Couldn't get hard because it was COLD AS fukk!

6. Broad from #5 said she wouldn't let me into her room unless I let her lick my ass (man that shyt just makes me feel gay by typing it) we never fukked lol.

7. Broad went to sleep with my dikk in her mouth on multiple occasions, I actually dug that one.

8. Broad from #8 liked to leave the nut on her face and would go out & run errands with it on her still. Sorry, I dug that too.

9. fukked a friends (a girl) sister and mother same night (kind of disgusting). The friend was cool with it beforehand.

10. A broad literally raped me. I woke up in a motel room groggy as fukk butt ass naked with her fukking me. No, I don't know how my dikk got hard, also I wasn't missing any money. I was embarrassed that I was slipping that much, my sister tried to find her to whoop her ass.

Im not that person any more... more or less.

Share the story to #9 bruh

 

[newworldafro]

That aint freaky, nikka.

Ever have a girl wait for summer and warms her buttcheeks up just so she can make you some sunny side eggs?

No...... ....what the cakes look like?

 

[No_bammer_weed]

Met a girl at EDC a few years back. We were in the crowd dancing, making out, and then all of a sudden she asks me to pull her hair. At first it was the good kinda freakery, but then she kept saying "harder...no harder...HARDER" to the point where I was pulling out roots. I asked her if I could please stop. Then she asked me to squeeze her t*ts as hard as I could, and stick my fingers down her throat. All of this in the middle of the crowd . Ended up taking her into the NASTIEST port o' poddy ever and smashing, while she braced herself on a disgusting toilet. Slipping the whole time, with her hand falling inside the toilet several times.

Met a chick at a club a couple of years back, and she took me back to her spot. I was hitting it from the back, and she asked me to stick a mini-dildo in her ass, while I was hitting it. I did, but kinda lost focus and noticed that the dildo was missing. We looked for a minute, but figured it just got lost in the sheets or on the floor (her room was nasty). She texts me the next day saying "I found the dildo! It was stuck in my ass in the whole time, and I shytted it out!"

 

[MillionMills]

1. Broad tried to lick my ass... hit her in the forehead off reflex like, wrong kind of freaky, bytch.

2. Broad had a paper bag on her head with a hole for the mouth just sucking any and everybody dikk. She didn't want anyone to see her face and recognize her.

3. Broad from #2 ate her own cousin out while I was fukkin her (no bag that time)

4. Broad sucked my dikk with my boxers over it. Wet my whole midsection up. I just thought that was mad unusual.

5. Broad wanted to fukk on the green of a golf course in the dead of night. Couldn't get hard because it was COLD AS fukk!

6. Broad from #5 said she wouldn't let me into her room unless I let her lick my ass (man that shyt just makes me feel gay by typing it) we never fukked lol.

7. Broad went to sleep with my dikk in her mouth on multiple occasions, I actually dug that one.

8. Broad from #8 liked to leave the nut on her face and would go out & run errands with it on her still. Sorry, I dug that too.

9. fukked a friends (a girl) sister and mother same night (kind of disgusting). The friend was cool with it beforehand.

10. A broad literally raped me. I woke up in a motel room groggy as fukk butt ass naked with her fukking me. No, I don't know how my dikk got hard, also I wasn't missing any money. I was embarrassed that I was slipping that much, my sister tried to find her to whoop her ass.

Im not that person any more... more or less.

Share 7-9

 

[MillionMills]

Met a girl at EDC a few years back. We were in the crowd dancing, making out, and then all of a sudden she asks me to pull her hair. At first it was the good kinda freakery, but then she kept saying "harder...no harder...HARDER" to the point where I was pulling out roots. I asked her if I could please stop. Then she asked me to squeeze her t*ts as hard as I could, and stick my fingers down her throat. All of this in the middle of the crowd . Ended up taking her into the NASTIEST port o' poddy ever and smashing, while she braced herself on a disgusting toilet. Slipping the whole time, with her hand falling inside the toilet several times.

Met a chick at a club a couple of years back, and she took me back to her spot. I was hitting it from the back, and she asked me to stick a mini-dildo in her ass, while I was hitting it. I did, but kinda lost focus and noticed that the dildo was missing. We looked for a minute, but figured it just got lost in the sheets or on the floor (her room was nasty). She texts me the next day saying "I found the dildo! It was stuck in my ass in the whole time, and I shytted it out!"

 

[the cac mamba]

Have you guys ever had the best anal sex with a girl in your life and then realize it was a man afterwards?

 

[Jay Kast]

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REPREHENSIBLE BEHAVIOR!

Sorry.

 

[Chichi Manietzsche]

there's such a thing as being too freaky...?
oh boy

 

[idonttouchgrass]

Ever had a chick put YOUR legs in the air while you laying on your back and eat ya ass out

nikka im 6'3 my long ass legs just in the air swangin while I'm hitting the

 

[CarltonJunior]

As a virgin I used to when I saw porn vids where chicks were deep throating

First girl I smashed, it's like she ONLY knew how to deep throat

Shawty chokin on dikk for like 45 minutes straight, and I was the whole time.

You just adapt to her energy in the bed

 

[nalej]

Met a girl at EDC a few years back. We were in the crowd dancing, making out, and then all of a sudden she asks me to pull her hair. At first it was the good kinda freakery, but then she kept saying "harder...no harder...HARDER" to the point where I was pulling out roots. I asked her if I could please stop. Then she asked me to squeeze her t*ts as hard as I could, and stick my fingers down her throat. All of this in the middle of the crowd . Ended up taking her into the NASTIEST port o' poddy ever and smashing, while she braced herself on a disgusting toilet. Slipping the whole time, with her hand falling inside the toilet several times.

Met a chick at a club a couple of years back, and she took me back to her spot. I was hitting it from the back, and she asked me to stick a mini-dildo in her ass, while I was hitting it. I did, but kinda lost focus and noticed that the dildo was missing. We looked for a minute, but figured it just got lost in the sheets or on the floor (her room was nasty). She texts me the next day saying "I found the dildo! It was stuck in my ass in the whole time, and I shytted it out!"

 

[Mowgli]

Met a girl at EDC a few years back. We were in the crowd dancing, making out, and then all of a sudden she asks me to pull her hair. At first it was the good kinda freakery, but then she kept saying "harder...no harder...HARDER" to the point where I was pulling out roots. I asked her if I could please stop. Then she asked me to squeeze her t*ts as hard as I could, and stick my fingers down her throat. All of this in the middle of the crowd . Ended up taking her into the NASTIEST port o' poddy ever and smashing, while she braced herself on a disgusting toilet. Slipping the whole time, with her hand falling inside the toilet several times.

Met a chick at a club a couple of years back, and she took me back to her spot. I was hitting it from the back, and she asked me to stick a mini-dildo in her ass, while I was hitting it. I did, but kinda lost focus and noticed that the dildo was missing. We looked for a minute, but figured it just got lost in the sheets or on the floor (her room was nasty). She texts me the next day saying "I found the dildo! It was stuck in my ass in the whole time, and I shytted it out!"

Youll fukk a woman while her arm is in the feces and urine of hundreds of strangers and think, yea, this will be a good story to share with my peers. Clearly you're a demented person.

 

[Mowgli]

Have you guys ever had the best anal sex with a girl in your life and then realize it was a man afterwards?

That happened to @Mephistopheles when he fukked your bytch.

 

[itsyoung!!]

had a girl request I cum in a glass so she can drink it out of the cup while I watch

had another girl say she wanted me to fukk her in her ass til she bleed my reactions pretty much;

edit:

ive had a decent amount of girls saying if I eat they ass then they'll return the favor which only lets me know they done it before many times and been done to em many times to be requesting it so comfortably. Mafukkas really out here eating ass , females too