Ever Had An EMBARASSING JOB?

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i was 27 pushing a mop bucket around Walmart :mjcry:
The type of job where you don't want to be seen by people you know? Yes, I worked at sears as a cashier/ salesman. Job market was not good and I just graduated from college.
:mjcry: since everyone passed through or shopped there, I would see people I knew. Money paid the bills
 

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Worked the register........with a degree, while looking for other jobs....moved back to my hometown.........saw all these old faces hadn't seen in years......

Had to suck it up (n/h) the "embarassment" ... and hit them with the
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How embarrassing doing what you gotta do..


Thats the problm with people these days, they think theyre above everything....its great to be ambitious obviously, but sometimes things go south and you gotta take a small detour..


An embarrassing job would be freezin your ass off
Like a scrub waiting for your gov. Asst. Check.
 

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I used to pack bags at the local Chinese restaurant. Gave my niqqas maaad extra duck sauce and soy sauce. I wasn't embarrassed though. Ski Hat doesn't get embarrassed.
 

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I was expecting some real embarassing shiz, not gone lie

When i was 16/17, my moms got me a job at Kmart cause she was high up there. So the main manager got this bright idea to have some of the cart boys stand on the busiest intersections of the city to get people to go to Kmart for sales.

:fpb:

So the first few times, it was alright i had a bunch of girls come through to kick it with me and my moms brought me little cesars pizza, just long boring and fukking wack as hell...

Then the holidays came around....it was christmas time and i walked into work

Manager: Oh we got something special for you today :smugfarve:

Me: Iight whats going on? :patrice:

She grabs a bag and hands it to me and a bunch of other workers who been there all morning start laughing

I should of known brehs :fpb:

It was a fukking elf suit like
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Now imagine a cholo'd out mexican in this outfit...I was like :dwillhuh:
Oh hell nah :stopitslime:

I should of walked out that day brehs...

So i get dropped off at a busy intersection on the whitest side of town and im standing out here for 8 hours....
So i had to stand walk the corner, interact with people the whole 9...

this happened for 3 more weeks...plus throw in the one time i had to dress up as Santa and deal with bad ass kids.

Easter rolls around....yeah you guessed it
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Then the last time i did it before i said :camby: and got a bank job...

It was May and she was like were having a garden sale...Im like thank god its just regular clothes today...

7708.gif


So she sends this mexican out there in a fukking garden outfit, like this
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Brehs, once again busiest intersection, you have no idea how many white people in their rich ass cars asked me how much i charge a hour...
and they didnt know Kmart supplied workers

:fpb:

fukk Retail!
 

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not a JOB but in the same lane:shaq2:

i was 24, college graduate, worked for a nice company
i did some stupid shyt one night and got community service hours:aicmon:
saturday mornings i had to pick up trash downtown
all these joggers out running:smugfavre:
recognized by at least three people from work:flabbynsick:
that shyt dragged out for months :snoop:
 

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I was expecting some real embarassing shiz, not gone lie

When i was 16/17, my moms got me a job at Kmart cause she was high up there. So the main manager got this bright idea to have some of the cart boys stand on the busiest intersections of the city to get people to go to Kmart for sales.

:fpb:

So the first few times, it was alright i had a bunch of girls come through to kick it with me and my moms brought me little cesars pizza, just long boring and fukking wack as hell...

Then the holidays came around....it was christmas time and i walked into work

Manager: Oh we got something special for you today :smugfarve:

Me: Iight whats going on? :patrice:

She grabs a bag and hands it to me and a bunch of other workers who been there all morning start laughing

I should of known brehs :fpb:

It was a fukking elf suit like
19216.jpg


Now imagine a cholo'd out mexican in this outfit...I was like :dwillhuh:
Oh hell nah :stopitslime:

I should of walked out that day brehs...

So i get dropped off at a busy intersection on the whitest side of town and im standing out here for 8 hours....
So i had to stand walk the corner, interact with people the whole 9...

this happened for 3 more weeks...plus throw in the one time i had to dress up as Santa and deal with bad ass kids.

Easter rolls around....yeah you guessed it
10772_Easter_Bunny_Costume__36951.1362789298.1280.1280.jpg


Then the last time i did it before i said :camby: and got a bank job...

It was May and she was like were having a garden sale...Im like thank god its just regular clothes today...

7708.gif


So she sends this mexican out there in a fukking garden outfit, like this
MexicanGardener_zpsc4e40438.jpg


Brehs, once again busiest intersection, you have no idea how many white people in their rich ass cars asked me how much i charge a hour...
and they didnt know Kmart supplied workers

:fpb:

fukk Retail!

You won breh :whoa: ... :mjcry:
 

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sweeping up trash at an amusement park...

my other jobs there as a ride operator and one of the retail stores was pretty fun....but the few weekends they made me sweep up trash were :mjcry:
 
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