I was expecting some real embarassing shiz, not gone lie
When i was 16/17, my moms got me a job at Kmart cause she was high up there. So the main manager got this bright idea to have some of the cart boys stand on the busiest intersections of the city to get people to go to Kmart for sales.
:fpb:
So the first few times, it was alright i had a bunch of girls come through to kick it with me and my moms brought me little cesars pizza, just long boring and fukking wack as hell...
Then the holidays came around....it was christmas time and i walked into work
Manager: Oh we got something special for you today :smugfarve:
Me: Iight whats going on?
She grabs a bag and hands it to me and a bunch of other workers who been there all morning start laughing
I should of known brehs :fpb:
It was a fukking elf suit like
Now imagine a cholo'd out mexican in this outfit...I was like

Oh hell nah
I should of walked out that day brehs...
So i get dropped off at a busy intersection on the whitest side of town and im standing out here for 8 hours....
So i had to stand walk the corner, interact with people the whole 9...
this happened for 3 more weeks...plus throw in the one time i had to dress up as Santa and deal with bad ass kids.
Easter rolls around....yeah you guessed it
Then the last time i did it before i said

and got a bank job...
It was May and she was like were having a garden sale...Im like thank god its just regular clothes today...
So she sends this mexican out there in a fukking garden outfit, like this
Brehs, once again busiest intersection, you have no idea how many white people in their rich ass cars asked me how much i charge a hour...
and they didnt know Kmart supplied workers
:fpb:
fukk Retail!