Ever lost a job but still leave for work, then your girl eventually finds out?

[WaveWhisperer]

This shyt happened in an episode of Soul Food. Dude was in the streets, but told his wife that he had a job. He goes out to work every morning, but she finds him chillin in said streets

”dont tell her”

 

[SheWantTheD]

Be a simp brehs

Only time I've been fired from a job is when I quit and tried to go back.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Some women will let a bum stay with her if the sex is good

Men too :udgoraw:

 

[Pimp]

Lol I remember doing this. I would go to the movies every day to burn 2.5 hours then just go random places.

 

[daemonova]

n/a

 

[Mob H]

Y'all nikkas really doing this shyt?

 

[daemonova]

Them weak ass games at d&b

you got a problem with King of Fighters

 

[Pimpdaddy]

:deadwow:

 

[semicko82]

Men too :udgoraw:

 

[fkthisgaysite]

you got a problem with King of Fighters

Hell nah. Ill beat yo ass with Benimaru/Hwa Jai/K'

 

[Yade]

Not a job but I did it with summer school

I use to get dropped off at school and walk to the library , shyt was boring as fukk

I almost got caught one time because I saw my little brothers grandma and I hid in some bush






I would just walk around the library looking at random shyt or go on the internet

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Reminds me of one of my favorite Law and Order episodes where dude was about to kill his kids because they were gonna find out he killed two other people to hide the fact that he never had a job in 20 years and was faking like he was a big time economist the whole time

 

[John Reena]

Maaan when I was 21 still living at home, I was fed up with my current job, quit and thought I was gonna get hired immediately by a family friend at another spot. WRONG. It fell thru n dude couldn’t get me. So everyday for 4 months, id get up n shower, get in da car, I’d go park at da mall for 5-6 hours n read books, listen to comedy albums, go chill in da mall on those benches, or go see a movie to burn time. Thank goodness I saved really well n still had ALOT of money + tax return money. My pops got suspicious of me though and remarked to me “Diff ppl who go in there NEVER see you, u not lying to us bout working there are ya?” Or “I never see u with a name tag”.

Man I got nervous, but I played it off “Well, since I’m da only dude they have me mostly in da stockroom”. Eventually he stopped being Sherlock Holmes.



Thankfully somebody FINALLY gave a young nikka a chance n I got another job.

 

[Gunz&Butta]

And demanded to see if I had any of her daughter's Capri Suns in my laptop bag

I didn't like these allegstions

Said fukk this shyt took my azz down to the temp agency the next day and they got me a job working at the Port..

I hated it ..but it was better then hiding out doing nothing

Oh fukk. Im done

 

[Gunz&Butta]

Not exactly. But I once lost my college tuition fukking around with the stock market tryna be a day trader.

Had to take a semester off but act like i was going to school. Spent time at the library, strip clubs, starbucks. I would just leave DC and drive to Baltimore or Philly for no reason because I was bored as fukk.

Luckily in the summer of 2009, stocks were jumping around like crazy, I would go to bed, wake up and be up $2000 on my stocks. So I was able to recoup my tuition but no extras