Ever met a black person with a white name like Brad or Todd?

[SunZoo]

I used to get beat up by a nikka named Brad

Then I used to work with a white dude named Jerome.

I'm like

Everybody was calling him Jerry, I end up seeing his real name on some shyt and turns out It's really Jerome.

 

[SunZoo]

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Most Africans in the western hemisphere have white names... I guess there are "uber white" names but this dichotomy always killed me, let's not act like "Michael" or "Jason" are traditional African names.

Michael comes from the bible and those people were not white. Some on the board will argue they were black.

Michael is God's chief Angel, christian version of Ares. He's the one that flung Satan down from Heaven.

 

[egsteel]

So did yall think all black people had ghetto names or somethin? Plenty of dudes named todd and brad, no big deal.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

I meant a thread and its first name was "One" and last name "Star"

 

[Emoryal]

let's not act like "Michael" or "Jason" are traditional African names.

No one was. The vast majority of names aren't traditional they are derivative of European names or are European names. I don't even know why you said this

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

is Todd short for something? or thats it?

what could Todd possibly be short for, breh?

 

[the artist known az]

I have the whitest name ever, it starts with an F and I know I'm probably the only black man in the world with my name. I used to want to legally change my name so bad. When I walk into a job interview, you can see their confusion but they ALWAYS start off with how much they love my name.

Fitzgerald?

I used to get beat up by a nikka named Brad

Then I used to work with a white dude named Jerome.

I'm like

Everybody was calling him Jerry, I end up seeing his real name on some shyt and turns out It's really Jerome.

Seinfeld's real name is Jerome

 

[:-)]

No but those names sound like something I'd name my future kids

 

[GZR]

I have the whitest name ever, it starts with an F and I know I'm probably the only black man in the world with my name. I used to want to legally change my name so bad. When I walk into a job interview, you can see their confusion but they ALWAYS start off with how much they love my name.

Fitzgerald?

 

[McPiff]

We all know a black Jeff. Or atleast that's what I think his name is. @Buckeye Fever



I first thought of jazzy Jeff but then remembered breh.

Speaking of black Todds. What about @Todd McPiff ? Unless he's not black?

 

[Piff Huxtable]

 

[LiveFromLondon]

Most Africans in the western hemisphere have white names... I guess there are "uber white" names but this dichotomy always killed me, let's not act like "Michael" or "Jason" are traditional African names.

we use bible names breh

 

[Wiles]

The head coach of the NY Jets is named Todd Bowles

 

[Matt504]

Most Africans in the western hemisphere have white names... I guess there are "uber white" names but this dichotomy always killed me, let's not act like "Michael" or "Jason" are traditional African names.

This.

Even the Bible names we use are anglicized.