Ever pretend like you're having a baby while pooping?

[Sad Bunny]

I'm on the toilet pushing and pushing out this poop and my first turd was 7 inches long

It hurt like hell

 

[Regine Hunter]

drink more orange juice with pulp.

 

[At30wecashout]

Bruh, eat more oatmeal and whole broccoli. You will think you are pissin, and be done in no time.

 

[Heafcliffe]

SON!

 

[CinnaSlim]

this guy... amirite? Lol

 

[FRIED MASON]

 

[CakeEater]

Bruh, eat more oatmeal and whole broccoli. You will think you are pissin, and be done in no time.

 

[Money Be Green]

:crazyeyes:

 

[charmander]

every time

nothin like havin them walls and muscles contract and slide while pushin one out, shyts amazing don't ask me how

 

[Smoke]

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

....

 

[Sad Bunny]

@Davewhite

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

 

[Sad Bunny]

Bruh, eat more oatmeal and whole broccoli. You will think you are pissin, and be done in no time.

Oatmeal every morning for breakfast

Need to step my veggie game up

 

[At30wecashout]

Oatmeal every morning for breakfast

Need to step my veggie game up

On the real, broccoli, spinach, kale. Those 3 (esp broccoli) will have you shyttin the same time every morning, you will never feel bloated or overly full when you get your veggie game up.