Ever see an ass so fat that you utter out words you don't even use

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IMA tell you right MF now...









A Pretty Azz Thonky bytch In Spandex Is A Married Mans Cryptonite.






You might as well call your wife n kids and tell them that you are not coming home again.





EVER.

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Vic Damone. Jr

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I Created A Word 1 Time. :russ:

This chicks lower region was so banging it looked like someone drew her or some shyt. I said...


Damn That bytch Is










THONKEY
:deadmanny::deadmanny::dead::dead::dead::deadrose::deadrose::deadrose::deadmanny::deadmanny:

I couldn't fix my mouth to articulately comment on what I was witnessing. She was thick n had a donkey booty so I just put the words together hella fast as if I didn't have time to comment on that ass like she was going to evaporate into thin air at any second
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Thonkey is regularly used now. That's my contribution to sociaty idgaf.:salute:
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:dead:@ some of these responses.

When I saw this thread, I thought of the time I used "onion booty" and "pawg" in public. Now those are terms I've used online but never in public. I'm usually like "damn she got a phat ass". The time I used "onion booty" came from attending a b-day party of a one-time co-worker back in 2010. She's part Filipino so she had some cousins there that were Filipino. I noticed two of them but they looked kind of young so I didn't try to get at them (I was 25 at the time). They were both rocking short shorts but one in particular's ass was nice and phat. I'm like "damn she got an onion booty" (referring to the classic porn site :ohlawd:). A couple days later, I asked the co-worker their age and she's like
one's 14 going on 15 and the other 16 going on 17. :merchant: My suspicions were confirmed and yes, it was the 14 yr. old with the "onion booty". :sitdown:

The time I used "pawg" is when I saw a mother and daughter at the store. They walked past me and I noticed moms had a phat ass. The first thing that came to mind was "now that's a pawg". :ehh:
 

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My hs crush had a fat ol butt man :mjcry: I coulda had her but I was p*ssy. Her booty was so divine and I wanted to make it mine :mjcry:
 
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