Ever see an ass so fat that you utter out words you don't even use

[Robo Squirrel]

This is exactly what a certain level of ass will make me say in person otherwise I’m speechless

 

[Sex Luthor]

I was outside smoking with this older guy i worked in the kitchen with saw these two Spanish chicks walking by and this nikka started barking at them. I asked him "breh what the hell is wrong with you?" He said "I don't know. They brought the dog out in a nikka". I couldn't do nothing but laugh . Chuck was a wild old man breh

 

[Hater Eraser]

I saw an ass so fat today she struggled to walk

You and @Squirrel the most non pic posting azz nikkas .. boy I tell you

 

[Reality]

I'm a boob guy but there's just something about a fat ass catching you buy surprise.

Was at the club and this slim, Ethiopian chick turned around to expose an ass that was just .

My brain glitched processing everything and the first thing out of my mouth was "Allahu Akbhar"

 

[BrehWyatt]

While on spring break, I seen the thickest Latina I've ever seen in my life, and in my head I suddenly yell, "GAWT!" Turns out I said that out loud and she turns around, and I got that look on my face.

Another time in SF, I was with my friends and a thick East African chick walked by us and I said,

I'm legitimately in tears

 

[ADK]

You and @Squirrel the most non pic posting azz nikkas .. boy I tell you

I was at work