Everybody Winning On The Coli, But Come Post Some L’s

[Kinguno]

Breh that chicken was fried to perfection too. The syrup had hot sauce infused in it. I... I am still sick about it

Sam's Club sells these chicken bites fried in a waffle infused with syrup

 

[General Mills]

Sam's Club sells these chicken bites fried in a waffle infused with syrup

That sounds amazing

 

[Moesha’s Overbearing Dad]

So I was in this thread yesterday What was your “I don’t get paid enough for dis shiid” moment?


Talking bout my current job where I can browse thecoli all day... Which I can... But where I fukked up...


...Posting on thecoli


Ten minutes later I get a email titled in ALL CAPS

"INTERNET UDU POLICY VIOLATION"

apparently my post was laced with profane language

But I eas in a zone and I had to get that story off.. I was angry so I took it from my phone to the keyboard


I had to get ahead of it so I went to my manager on some... "Did you see my reworked status sheets??" ... Tryna get a feel for her and look in her inbox...

Heartbreaker...Your work is always good why are you over here??


Just making sure... My laptop was tripping..

No email CC'd to them




lesson learned lurk but don't post

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

So I was in this thread yesterday What was your “I don’t get paid enough for dis shiid” moment?


Talking bout my current job where I can browse thecoli all day... Which I can... But where I fukked up...


...Posting on thecoli


Ten minutes later I get a email titled in ALL CAPS

"INTERNET UDU POLICY VIOLATION"

apparently my post was laced with profane language

But I eas in a zone and I had to get that story off.. I was angry so I took it from my phone to the keyboard


I had to get ahead of it so I went to my manager on some... "Did you see my reworked status sheets??" ... Tryna get a feel for her and look in her inbox...

Heartbreaker...Your work is always good why are you over here??


Just making sure... My laptop was tripping..

No email CC'd to them




lesson learned lurk but don't post

They rradibg

I took a mean L a few weeks back.

I'd been up 24 hours as I couldn't sleep the night before work, and I got off and this girl hit me up online. We start talking and she eventually tells me that she's stuck at the Greyhound bus station. Her trip had been cancelled. It was cold as fukk in FL that night -- 23 degrees, which is arctic here. She says that she'll keep me "warm" if I come get her. Right there, I should've had her clarify how she intended to do that.

I was tired and cold as fukk. I went and got her. She said she was hungry so I bought her something from Checker's on the way home. I'm a kind host on some Xerxes shyt . We get in the bed and get settled and she snuggles up under me. After awhile, I try to put her hand on my joint in a very natural and organic motion. She hits me with an audible . I don't even think I slept that night . We turned our backs to each other and she had to be at the station at like 5:30 am. SMFH.

I dropped her off and she goes, "thanks." When I got home she texted me and was talking about what kinda female did I think she was? And she felt so disrespected and that she was so uncomfortable and almost asked me to take her back to the bus station. I'm just like....











"My period was on anyways ."


And then she blocked me . I basically deprived myself of sleep, froze, feed, and housed an old Leon Lett circa 1995 built ass broad for no real reason.


Playas fukk up too.

Yeah breh you played yourself. Should have got that in writing

She probably would have gave it up since she was tryna get out that cold but oh well