Everyday I'm Hustling

[Bernie Madoff]

Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff corners prison hot chocolate market

“At one point, he cornered the hot chocolate market. He bought up every package of Swiss Miss from the commissary and sold it for a profit in the prison yard. He monopolized hot chocolate! He made it so that, if you wanted any, you had to go through Bernie.”

But Madoff is now apparently living the good life behind bars.

“He’s a star in prison,” said Fishman, the creator of a soon-to-be-released audio series about Madoff called “Ponzi Supernova.”

 

[#StarkSet]

 

[ineedsleep212]

You almost have to respect it.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

"Yall got diabetic while the streets starved...

If a bag of swiss miss gets sold on the yard... I want in."

 

[ⒶⓁⒾⒶⓈ]

Bernie madoff is still going balls out into the action

 

[Bernie Madoff]

"Yall got diabetic while the streets starved...

If a bag of swiss miss gets sold on the yard... I want in."

 

[Tommy Fits]

Had no idea Madoff was from far rock

 

[DirtyD]

Had no idea Madoff was from far rock

He's from Laurelton.

says Diana Goldberg, who once shared the 27-minute train ride with Mr. Madoff from their homes in Laurelton, Queens, to classes at Far Rockaway High School.

The Talented Mr. Madoff

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Had no idea Madoff was from far rock

 

[Red Shield]

Did they send him to one of those resort prisons

 

[Keyser Migraine]

Citadel owns 35% of the retail investor sector in the US stock market. They just agreed to pay a $22mm fine for using algos to front-run their own muppets.

I know Bernie's in his pod pissed like a motherfukker when he sees shyt like this.

 

[Red Shield]

Citadel owns 35% of the retail investor sector in the US stock market. They just agreed to pay a $22mm fine for using algos to front-run their own muppets.

I know Bernie's in his pod pissed like a motherfukker when he sees shyt like this.

Bernie fukked over too many of his own. That's why his ass got sent to prison. Not because of what he was doing

 

[Keyser Migraine]

Bernie fukked over too many of his own. That's why his ass got sent to prison. Not because of what he was doing

His timing and methodology was off. Dem boyz front-running muppets on everything from PM's to oil to bonds in Ponzi schemes several orders of magnitude larger than Bernie's lil bullshyt charade.

 

[Keyser Migraine]

Fun Fact: Equities are one big ass Ponzi scheme. The magnitude of which is so large, that it escapes comprehension by its participants. To the point where the so-called father of the Ponzi scheme, Charles Ponzi, came along hundreds of years after the invention of the stock exchange, aka the original goddamn Ponzi scheme!

 

[ⒶⓁⒾⒶⓈ]

Citadel owns 35% of the retail investor sector in the US stock market. They just agreed to pay a $22mm fine for using algos to front-run their own muppets.

I know Bernie's in his pod pissed like a motherfukker when he sees shyt like this.

$22 milly?? Thats it...they probably made that fine back between opening and lunchtime....These "regulatory" agencies just provide cover for the wealthy save them from Angry mobs with pitchforks and torches...oh look a company screwed every small investor who made a trade on their system for years..collecting billions in the process...so lets go ahead and fine them 0.2 cents out of every dollar they made and hold a press conference to announce it
That will teach them not to break the rules ever again...