Bernie Madoff
Banned
Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff corners prison hot chocolate market
“At one point, he cornered the hot chocolate market. He bought up every package of Swiss Miss from the commissary and sold it for a profit in the prison yard. He monopolized hot chocolate! He made it so that, if you wanted any, you had to go through Bernie.”
But Madoff is now apparently living the good life behind bars.
“He’s a star in prison,” said Fishman, the creator of a soon-to-be-released audio series about Madoff called “Ponzi Supernova.”
“At one point, he cornered the hot chocolate market. He bought up every package of Swiss Miss from the commissary and sold it for a profit in the prison yard. He monopolized hot chocolate! He made it so that, if you wanted any, you had to go through Bernie.”
But Madoff is now apparently living the good life behind bars.
“He’s a star in prison,” said Fishman, the creator of a soon-to-be-released audio series about Madoff called “Ponzi Supernova.”

You almost have to respect it.




Fun Fact: Equities are one big ass Ponzi scheme. The magnitude of which is so large, that it escapes comprehension by its participants. To the point where the so-called father of the Ponzi scheme, Charles Ponzi, came along hundreds of years after the invention of the stock exchange, aka the original goddamn Ponzi scheme!
That will teach them not to break the rules ever again...