Expose Yourself Thread

ADK

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Might as well tell us all your sins before the wolves get you.

- I sometimes check out sloppy BBW porn :lupe: when I say sloppy I mean like weird shaped fat bytches with disproportionate asses.

- When I was in the 2nd grade I used to say I forgot my lunchbox but I'd do it on purpose so I could go back to class and steal candy.

- I 1 time slipped up while I was at Walmart when I saw someone with a fat ass and it ended up being a middle aged lightskin dude :scusthov: We all been there tho.

- I been wearing the same pair of draws since like 8th grade.

o yea and 1 other thing :mjpls:
 
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I'm a virgin :sadbron:


:manny:
Feels good to get that off my chest before i got Chris B'd.:whew:

-They say simping is bad and that i have to be more rude to bytches, but i just want to love a girl with all my heart and have 1 of them movie relationships :mjcry:i'm a nice guy man...
To bad this mentality is going to change because i want some play this year:shaq::ehh:
 
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i use the word nikka at home, but i don't say it in front of black people because i get scared:lupe::russ: forreal tho. it's a habit i'm tryna drop



i'm still a virgin:snoop:




i just learned what it means when you smoke a 'bowl.' i used to think it meant you put the weed in a cereal bowl and some how smoked it:bryan:
 

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-I ate ass one time (one girl actually, ate it more than once)

-I said i was gonna stop smoking weed almost two weeks ago. Been high everyday since. In fact i'm high now.

-my foreheads big and i got a vegeta hairline

-I secretly prefer chubby females to fit ones.

-I enjoy simping for the ladies as long as nobody finds out.
 
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