Club DJ: "Where all my single laaaaaadddddiiiiiiiieeeeessss?????All the ladies in unison: whoooooooo!
All the niqqas in the club:



Bout to pop this second molly and go in on these hoes...You at home:
Its all good. I trust my boo boo. She just out havin a good time with her friends. Rebecca the runner, Sammantha the skank, Jamie the jumpoff, and Bi-polar becky. They prepartied at my spot and polished off 2 bottles of ciroc before going out, but they all have good heads on they shoulders. I know she shoulda been back an hour ago, and she aint pickin up her phone...im sure she just havin car trouble, and the cell phone towers are malfunctioning right now.






