Failed Attempts at Witty Punchlines

[IWasntMadeToPlayTheSon]

Where is your uncle at
Cuz I wanna speak to the man of the house…

If Drake wasn’t pusssy he should’ve said:

Where is you AUNTIE at
Cuz I wanna speak to the man of the house

 

[Sad Bunny]

“Automatic leave ‘em dead in the living room, get it? Leave ‘em DEAD in the LIVING room”

This was fire

 

[Yaboysix]

"she got me Spinnin money like a ceiling Fan!"

Woo Da Kid

I think about that shyt randomly 15 years later



Who idea was it to make a group with Atlanta and NY nyggas? Them ny nyggas through shyt off!

 

[RammerJammer]

This was fire

It’s one of those lines that are either good or bad depending on the day

 

[I'm Blackman]

Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum

yeah this is horrible.

 

[Jaguar93]

“Am I battlin' ghost or AI? nikka feelin' like Joel Osteen
Funny, he was in a film called "AI"
And my sixth sense tellin' me to off him”

The colis lyrical king

I'ma blick nikkas all in they coffin
Yeah, OV-ho nikkas is dikk riders

 

[Da Jungles]

38 revolve like the sun ‘round the earth

 

[Duke_Droese]

I love you like a fat kid love cake is the most cringe shyt I've ever heard in my life.

 

[jshani]

Where is your uncle at
Cuz I wanna speak to the man of the house…

If Drake wasn’t pusssy he should’ve said:

Where is you AUNTIE at
Cuz I wanna speak to the man of the house

A group of ghostwriters and the fact none of 'em thought of that is crazy

 

[Paper Boi]

 

[Reptile]

"she got me Spinnin money like a ceiling Fan!"

Woo Da Kid

I think about that shyt randomly 15 years later



Who idea was it to make a group with Atlanta and NY nyggas? Them ny nyggas through shyt off!

Wooh Da Kidd was TRASH!!!!!!!!!! And Frenchie was even WORSE!!!

"You roaming like a T Mobile, your service done/Ill get black BURIED! (Blackberry)"

ASS COOKIES!!!

 

[jshani]

fukk Pusha T and anybody that love him, His head up his ass, I'mma have to head-butt him - Lil Wayne

I'm a sucka for cornrows and "MANICURED" toes - Nelly

 

[jadillac]

"Black nygga in white linen with white women"


I know that nicca thought that was dope when he said it.

 

[Yaboysix]

Wooh Da Kidd was TRASH!!!!!!!!!! And Frenchie was even WORSE!!!

"You roaming like a T Mobile, your service done/Ill get black BURIED! (Blackberry)"

ASS COOKIES!!!

LMAO, damn I ain't wanna offend the NY brehs, but I used to HATE watch Their videos, bruh...

I KNOW it's ass but I just kept watching!

Deb ain't SHYT for signing her Nephews n shyt

 

[Reptile]

fukk Pusha T and anybody that love him, His head up his ass, I'mma have to head-butt him - Lil Wayne

This line encapsulates Lil Waynes creative process. He clearly didnt think about it hard enough after it initially popped in his head. If his head is up his ass, and you want to head butt him; are you going stick your up his ass to do that? fakkit!! @Sad Bunny fakkit!!