Failed Attempts at Witty Punchlines

[OneDeep]

I get cake like every day my birthday





Wait




I don't think they heard me






I get cake like every day my BIRTHDAY

How fresh remixed the Rugrat’s theme though

 

[Lord Quas]

“Ross callin' me the White boy
And the shyt kind of got a ring to it
'Cause all these rappers wavin' white flags
While the whole fukkin' club sing to it”

 

[mitter]

"If Faye had twins she'd probably have Tupac's ... get it, two Pacs?" - Biggie from Jay-Z's "Brooklyn's Finest"

 

[Da_Eggman]

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for free
But not that kinda free, I'm talkin bout my nikka Dave

That ether hit you slow huh

 

[Da_Eggman]

“Am I battlin' ghost or AI? nikka feelin' like Joel Osteen
Funny, he was in a film called "AI"
And my sixth sense tellin' me to off him”

The colis lyrical king

The unwritten truth is Kendrick is the king of corny punchlines

 

[BreezyH]

Where is your uncle at
Cuz I wanna speak to the man of the house…

If Drake wasn’t pusssy he should’ve said:

Where is you AUNTIE at
Cuz I wanna speak to the man of the house

Insult dead homies all day in a battle but we don’t misgender



My selection:

I guess when your stars align You do like the solar system and plan it out

 

[Woodwerkz]

You got my mind in a terrible place
Whipped and chained you like American slaves -69 God

 

[iseetrolledpeople]

2 chains like i am chaining tatum - dripplestein

 

[Mike Wins]

Every bar on this track

 

[TRBM]

fukk Pusha T and anybody that love him, His head up his ass, I'mma have to head-butt him - Lil Wayne

I'm a sucka for cornrows and "MANICURED" toes - Nelly

Never noticed the Nelly line was wrong

 

[Woodwerkz]

Wooh Da Kidd was TRASH!!!!!!!!!! And Frenchie was even WORSE!!!

"You roaming like a T Mobile, your service done/Ill get black BURIED! (Blackberry)"

ASS COOKIES!!!

aye now.... I have fond memories of nights i don't remember nights cruisin in the 87 Cutlass bumping this.

 

[mitter]

"I'm the source like magazine" - Freddie Foxxx/Bumpy Knuckles in "A Part of My Life"

 

[2CT]

Where is your uncle at
Cuz I wanna speak to the man of the house…

If Drake wasn’t pusssy he should’ve said:

Where is you AUNTIE at
Cuz I wanna speak to the man of the house

that woulda just gained him LGBTQ problems on top of all the other problems

 

[Feed-Me]

The unwritten truth is Kendrick is the king of corny punchlines

Not by a long way. Even nikkas who are respected mcs like Fab and Banks have more but I get it. You're hurt Drake lost.


Get the feelings off breh. It's okay.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna - Lil Wayne.

Shoulda said "These Gs...." Putting "real" in front of it throws the execution of the punchline off. Like what's a "real letter G"?

Yo explanation just as dumb as the fukking line.