Faking the funk

[EpicStoryTeller]

Ya'll dudes ever done before? Like in the middle of smashing a broad you had an epiphany and just couldn't finish so you faked a nut?

Could've been that the chick was unattractive, you felt bad, or just was tired and said fck it.

 

[skeetsinternal]

yup. I would pullout spit on her back and say "whew girl you got some good p*ssy" just so I can bounce

 

[scarlxrd]

Yeah, a few times. Just wasn't feeling it at the time, wasn't necessarily because of the girl or anything.

 

[Couth]

Nah. if the p*ssy is trash i'll get head till i'm done.

Bad sex

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

yup. I would pullout spit on her back and say "whew girl you got some good p*ssy" just so I can bounce

That line though

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

Yeah, a few times. Just wasn't feeling it at the time, wasn't necessarily because of the girl or anything.

Been there before, it's a lot more easier for dudes to get turned off and say fck it

 

[25YOUTHS!!]

Had to do the spitting on her back or the quick "damn that was good" and throw the condom in the trash trick a couple times

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

I'm guilty of this myself because I straight up got bored the other time was because I was thinking of someone else

 

[~*--------(Big Boom)]

Spit on her back or think about her friend

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

usually has to happen when i'm too drunk

got girls thinking i've got that master chef stroke when really i'm just too drunk

 

[John Mayer]

I just put my pants on and leave without saying a word.

 

[Groanman]

Just keep going till she tells you that she's done.

Then you hit her with, "Oh, you can't hang, huh?"

 

[TEH]

She'd hear the spitting on her back though

 

[old_timer]

i don't know if those spit stories were jokes??
but when women offer you unfettered access
they really expect internal cumshots or they feel hurt

it used to be (you know, back in the day
if you can't creampie her
either you're cheating or don't want her

maybe this generationis different (no fap and all that)
so young women are more patient/understanding
but in my time women expected a man to be loaded for action

Spoiler: too much info

i was always good for one time
but i'd want to double up (greedy, and also wanting to sleep over..)
then i'd sometimes get into trouble on the second go
so after too much complaining from this one girl
i changed up and finished in her ass
which seemed to solve the problem
but then some of them would start to like THAT
so even if i finished they'd want to go again

but now i'm sick so it's strictly one and done
much easier that way
even so my current ladyfriend was "commenting"
telling me sometimes my cum feels thicker and more voluminous
(tactfully leaving the flipside unsaid..)
does she think she is ordering from starbucks??
seriously i'm still overcoming all my health issues
lucky my shyt even works with all these medications

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Yea a couple times with an ex.
Haven't done it in YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARS tho... since college.