Fart Violently, Make An Elevator Smell Like shyt, Then Get Stuck Inside With Models Brehs.

[onelastdeath]

I knew exactly where this was going This nikka's stomach was doing somersaults from that combination

I never eat heavy when I'm potentially meeting up or out with a chick anymore.

I've had girls wanting to bounce back to my place and then my stomach goes . End up making an excuse t bounce solo and unleashing the wrath of God on the toilet

Breh my stomach was fukking ridiculous. I wasn't even sure she was gonna wanna chill. It was late.

Them farts were vicious though. I can't even front.

 

[iBrowse]

This story was fantastic...what a way to spin a L into a W and

It smelled like a badly cleaned, occasionally washed, maybe infected or diseased, decaying ass

That white girl is going to permanently try to cockblock you if you continue to see the Pakistani girl

 

[BruhMayne]

Breh was eating them gas burgers

 

[onelastdeath]

That white girl is going to permanently try to cockblock you if you continue to see the Pakistani girl

I'm hoping that they're just coworkers or something breh. Cause the intensity she said "fukk YOU GUYS" with, just sounded malicious.

 

[Blackking]

@ModernFonzie

you're the man, actually
and this was a perfect OP.

shyt was funny as fukk + you played each situation like a g. real shyt.

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

Why the fukk do you drink milk, breh? It's yucky.

 

[Shade]

I legit laughed out loud.

I was expecting you to fart in mid conversation with the models like:

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

Make a dahell silhouette.

 

[ryshy]

Too long

 

[kingdizzy01]

at the blatant shang tsung'ing of @General Mills posting style

 

[Boogie]

If you drank that almond milk you wouldn't get bubble guts @ModernFonzie

 

[Donald J Trump]

I didnt read that fake ass shyt cuz I know you aint get no p*ssy but heres a vid of me making a pick 6

 

[Premeditated]

fart in elevators brehs

This reminds me everytime my pops farted n it stank, he always ended up blaming it on me in front of people.

 

[onelastdeath]

Make a dahell silhouette.

I try to normally do the ones where you can tell right off the bat what it is. But with the way this shyt is shaped. you can tell its

 

[onelastdeath]

I know you aint get no p*ssy

I didnt