Fart Violently, Make An Elevator Smell Like shyt, Then Get Stuck Inside With Models Brehs.

[onelastdeath]

The Pakistani girl meant Wandsworth though. It's one of the more upmarket areas in London so you know her family have money

Oh okay. Didn't know how to spell it, and it sounded like she said "Onesworth", but that's not even the one I scooped either

 

[EA]

Oh okay. Didn't know how to spell it, and it sounded like she said "Onesworth", but :damn: that's not even the one I scooped either :mjcry:

They're lingerie models, bagging anyone of them was gonna be a W regaedless.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Your luck went up and down like a rollercoaster as I was reading that shyt

 

[Exit9NJturnpike]

damn breh

 

[sfgiants]

Lmaooo real or not this was a great story.
A+

 

[onelastdeath]

Ducktales,

Lmaooo real or not this was a great story.
A+

I aint never lied on the Coli brehs. I've posted pathetic shyt, sad shyt, funny shyt , and real shyt. This happened

 

[Wise]

 

[Wise]

What's your boy do for work living in a Soho loft though?

 

[big bun]

Knee grow said he had all that food with a glass of milk

 

[Ricky Church]

model bytches but no pics?

but funny story none-the-less.

 

[Heafcliffe]

Dat turn of events tho

Ol' girl was heated at the deflection and agreement amongst her friends

Funny shyt, breh.

 

[Scuti]

my nikka your syntax is immaculate.
felt like i was watching a movie

 

[onelastdeath]

What's your boy do for work living in a Soho loft though?

It was his dad's and it got passed down to him, Pops was an orthodontist for 30 years. shyt is payed off too.

 

[onelastdeath]

model bytches but no pics?

but funny story none-the-less.

why nikkas keep saying that its ducktales cause no pics

nikkas take pics with random bytches they meet now?

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

Wow that's a lot of words

yep...

i know its time for me to get off the coli when nikkas saying 26...is old....