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damned mine eyes, DAMNED mine eyes!!
Crackeem Great God Allah 
Fat Joe with more fallacious lies! Says he god body
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Get completely the fukk outta here with this bullshyt 
He had God's in his circle
“Fat Joe the God: Wisdom in the Concrete Jungle”
In the heart of the Bronx, long before the platinum plaques and Terror Squad fame, there was Joseph "Crack" Cartagena, a young Puerto Rican hustler with a hustler's heart and a sharp tongue. But something changed in the summer of ‘89. The sun seemed to burn brighter. The streets whispered with deeper knowledge.
That’s when Joe met Divine King Allah, a streetwise elder who ran ciphers on 163rd. He had a deep baritone voice and wore beads of gold and black. The kids called him "OG D.K." but he moved like a sage, always building, never destroying.
One hot July evening, while Joe was postin’ up near the bodega with a mouthful of bravado, D.K. approached him. “Peace, God,” he said.
Joe blinked. “What?”
“You Fat Joe the Gangsta? Nah. You Fat Joe the God. Don’t even know your own divinity yet.”
At first, Joe laughed it off. But D.K. didn’t spit nonsense. He started dropping mathematics:
Joe listened. Slowly. Curiously. And then fully.
D.K. introduced him to the Supreme Alphabet, the 120 Lessons, the Supreme Mathematics. Every day was a build. Joe found himself reciting wisdom like it was scripture from the Book of Life. He learned that "God" wasn't a being in the sky, but the reflection in the mirror—when you’re righteous, when you live in accordance with truth.
By fall, Joe had taken on a new name in the cipher: CrackKim Allah. His words became more than rhymes—they became life codes. When he stepped in a cipher, younger Gods would pause and listen. Not ‘cause he was famous. Not yet. But because his knowledge was born.
Years later, when he hit the charts with "Lean Back," they said he’d forgotten the streets. But the Gods knew the truth. He’d just coded the wisdom in street anthems. When he rapped:
…the God Body knew: he was building on Power, manifesting his understanding through hustle, never letting the beast control his narrative.
Fat Joe never claimed to be a preacher. He didn’t stand on cornerstones in robes. But in the quiet moments, when the lights faded and the crowd was gone, he'd often return to that block, dap up Divine King Allah, and build for hours.
He’d say, “Peace to the Gods. I still do the Knowledge every morning.”
Because once you know who you are—God—you don’t forget. You just manifest.
k_born_rivers_
7h
THIS IS 100% CAP
! I was born in the bronx in 1968, became God in 1982, I’m a Bronx legend and Fat Joe’s lying a#s has NEVER claimed to be God, especially back in those days!! He would have caught a Universal Beat Down, the 1st day, FACTS!
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rahiemshabazz
2h
@minnesota_moneybossplayers_bx the closet he came to God was hanging with Rakim who lived down the hill in Goodman. The Gods would’ve gave him a universal for implying that his name was Crack Kim Allah.
kaymelthebodymechanic
7h
@djhardcoreflava, Crack- Kim? Really? Trust me, bro, he's lying. I've had knowledge since 1981. He would've got the ish beat out of him with a name like that. He doesn't even consider himself Black. Anybody who has or has had knowledge of self would not divide himself from his Blackness.
chucho_rodriguez_85
7h
He would get a Universal 4 tht shyt back in the day
7h
THIS IS 100% CAP
! I was born in the bronx in 1968, became God in 1982, I’m a Bronx legend and Fat Joe’s lying a#s has NEVER claimed to be God, especially back in those days!! He would have caught a Universal Beat Down, the 1st day, FACTS!46 likes
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rahiemshabazz
2h
@minnesota_moneybossplayers_bx the closet he came to God was hanging with Rakim who lived down the hill in Goodman. The Gods would’ve gave him a universal for implying that his name was Crack Kim Allah.
kaymelthebodymechanic
7h
@djhardcoreflava, Crack- Kim? Really? Trust me, bro, he's lying. I've had knowledge since 1981. He would've got the ish beat out of him with a name like that. He doesn't even consider himself Black. Anybody who has or has had knowledge of self would not divide himself from his Blackness.
chucho_rodriguez_85
7h
He would get a Universal 4 tht shyt back in the day
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BIGDENNIS10UK
All Star
I still ain’t seen the picture of the little guy from makkarech (they still both say the place name wrong lol)
Entertaining pod for me though, the bullshyt stories and JK’s reactions make me laugh
Entertaining pod for me though, the bullshyt stories and JK’s reactions make me laugh
This might be the lie that gives Joe the title over Game and Rawse. This is Hulk Hogan level lying
Krazy
Rifle weh taller dan palm tree
Yall been letting him get away with murder for decades, too late to complain now
I listened to his audiobook and enjoyed it but you can definitely tell when he's embellishing a story that may have some elements of truth to it
This just sounds like bullshyt
This just sounds like bullshyt
Naw this was hilarious
Growing up in NYC definitely
But they ain't call that nikka Crack Kim
He was just joking about that part imo
