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Pops would fit right in on the coli.com. He'd be roasting everybody for everything. On some "Oh, you have a smartphone? You think that's cute? You better not have any men's numbers in there because I'm finna expose your gay ass today!"

he has one reply; and one reply only.........




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I'm not here to judge but I have never been on a 'men's trip'. With family yes but not with friends.
It's age based. In your 20s , it's kinda an American rite of passage to go to Vegas with your male friends for the fckery.


It's a trip that doesn't lend itself to women being present since strippers, driving motor vehicles in the desert, gambling , and renting supercars doesn't appeal to most of them.
 

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Why homie putting this on social media?
These idiots really think the internet is their personal diary
Yep not everything about your family needs to be online. Even when parents mess up or maybe aren't perfect 100 percent of the time because, no one is perfect. If he was abusing him or something crazy like that maybe.

But the dad just being a bit ignant. This isn't worth airing your dad out and saying you want to kill him :dahell: I'll just assume the dude is clowning by being over the top.
 

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Yep not everything about your family needs to be online. Even when parents mess up or maybe aren't perfect 100 percent of the time because, no one is perfect. If he was abusing him or something crazy like that maybe.

But the dad just being a bit ignant. This isn't worth airing your dad out and saying you want to kill him :dahell: I'll just assume the dude is clowning by being over the top.
First of all you are a coward. Respectfully. In 2024 anyone can get it, even the famfam. ESPECIALLY the famfam. I stay putting distant relatives I ain't seen since childhood on blast. Some of 'em I aint never even met. You talking about not having diaper money in the group chat? *screenshot* I'm posting that shyt everywhere under a fake account and making sure it gets back to you so I can see the reaction and act all :picard: on the outside but on the inside I'm :banderas:

It's wild out there in 2024. Put them fools on blast and stay safe. :ahh:

And if I'm gonna keep it all the way funky, it's wild mango gay of you to cape for another man.
 

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Pops would fit right in on the coli.com. He'd be roasting everybody for everything. On some "Oh, you have a smartphone? You think that's cute? You better not have any men's numbers in there because I'm finna expose your gay ass today!"

"You use signals when you turn? How you gonna let another man know your next move? Gay af!"

"Oh, you watching a movie review? In 2024, my guy? You really letting another man tell you a story about another story? What kinda double inception fakkitry are you engaging in?"

"What did you say about going grocery shopping? Wild homo... Grow your own food, breh. How you gonna let another man put something in your body?"

"You want me to look you in your eye like a man or you just want me to look you in your eye? Choose your next words very carefully."

First of all you are a coward. Respectfully. In 2024 anyone can get it, even the famfam. ESPECIALLY the famfam. I stay putting distant relatives I ain't seen since childhood on blast. Some of 'em I aint never even met. You talking about not having diaper money in the group chat? *screenshot* I'm posting that shyt everywhere under a fake account and making sure it gets back to you so I can see the reaction and act all :picard: on the outside but on the inside I'm :banderas:

It's wild out there in 2024. Put them fools on blast and stay safe. :ahh:

And if I'm gonna keep it all the way funky, it's wild mango gay of you to cape for another man.

@Orbital-Fetus : The Coli's best kept secret. Stay gold, breh :dead:
 
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