Man
I was like 23 fukkin wit this 19 year old fresh out of high school, we was sittin in a Chinese spot eatin one day, I don't remember what we was talkin about but out of nowhere this bytch just slapped the shyt out of me, I'm like

. I play wit the one for one rule, bytch hit me Imma hit her back so my first instinct was to reach across the table and choke the hoe, but then I thought about where we were at. I looked around and the lady behind the register was lookin like

and there was lady sittin across from us wit her daughter who also saw it. I ain't wanna get my Ike Turner on in front of them so I just said loud enough for all them to hear "bytch! Roger that, I got somethin for that", and I went back to eatin my food and said nothing else of it. Once we were done eatin we got back in my car, she prolly thought I had forgot about that bull shyt which was exactly what I wanted her to do. When we got in the car I turned to a song wit a lot of bass and as soon as the bass dropped I started beatin her muthafuccin ass in that car, backhands, open hands, fists, headbutts, grabbing her by her hair and stuffing her face in the dashboard, etc. when I got done wit her her lip was busted and I broke her gold necklace and threw it out the sunroof. Crazy thing is she honestly seemed to like it, we went back to my crib and had some real crazy sexy, had to leave dat hoe alone