Fellas, there is nothing like that moment when your old lady asks you

CJ

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I pass it right over.

SPC app has me covered incase anyone from my past suddenly decides to message.
 

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When black women ask to use your phone, they take it to the bathroom, lock the door, and go thru your call log and text messages

Exactly!! So many times I had to learn the hard way!! This girl swore she just wanted to see the calculator on my phone I was like:beli: but she pleaded and I gave in. Next thing yu Kno I walk in on her and she's reading all my messages. Than this other time, my boss(yes my boss) asked to see my phone and when I get it back I look at my messages and find out she's was txting people pretending it was me. Than this other time, a stranger( yes even strangers) ask to see my phone to make a phone call. I go directly to te section where yu make phone calls when I got it back it was on the section were my messages were.
 

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I just pull it out, go to the call screen, and go "Yeah, I got you. What's the number?" :skip: just like I used to do with the kids I was teaching.

Dial for her, pass, and monitor. :troll:
 

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I don't have a problem with it at all....





















my laptop on the other hand:usure:

*hopes all the nasty shyt I was looking at has been deleted/hidden*:whew:
 

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Haha, breh you can tell a lot of these nikkas still fukking wit the same chick they lost their virginity too. Every man gotta do a lil dirt before they put that ring on.

nah...i just never cheated on a chick...if i didn't want her anymore i got rid of her...if i wanted to fukk with her and not be exclusive at all...i let that be known...sometimes it works some times, and it doesn't sometimes....

being 100 has gotten me more vag than doing dirt ever did....
 

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My bad breh, I guess I'm alone here as a nikka who used to have a stable and played around a bit when I was wit a chick.

Yea that's understandable but if you're in a relationship why are you still playing around to the point that you're noid when she wants to use your phone?

Why waste the chicks time be a bachelor and do whatever u want


I've had the same number for 10 years and I always seem to get a random broad from way back to text me when my girl's with me.

Iiight
 
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