Fellas, there is nothing like that moment when your old lady asks you

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Geez, I don't know Dr. Phil, guess I'm just a bad man.

Lol @ dr phil.

Nah bruh it's common sense.If I'm gonna do dirt I'm gonna stay single and not waste some chicks time.Never understood why people do that but reading your posts you sound like some lil boy so it makes sense
 

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When black women ask to use your phone, they take it to the bathroom, lock the door, and go thru your call log and text messages

My ex did this once. We was at Walmart & she asks to use my phone then sneaks in the bathroom. Few minutes later she comes out with a :sadcam: look on her face cuz she accidentally dropped the phone in the toilet. :snoop:

Needless to say it wasn't a very friendly ride back home.
 

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My ex did this once. We was at Walmart & she asks to use my phone then sneaks in the bathroom. Few minutes later she comes out with a :sadcam: look on her face cuz she accidentally dropped the phone in the toilet. :snoop:

Needless to say it wasn't a very friendly ride back home.

Lol @ ride back home. The chick would've bought me a temporary phone at the store before she even thought about riding home with Moi :heh:
 

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My ex did this once. We was at Walmart & she asks to use my phone then sneaks in the bathroom. Few minutes later she comes out with a :sadcam: look on her face cuz she accidentally dropped the phone in the toilet. :snoop:

Needless to say it wasn't a very friendly ride back home.


That was NOT an accidental drop, fam.
 

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Lol @ ride back home. The chick would've bought me a temporary phone at the store before she even thought about riding home with Moi :heh:

I had a new iPhone from her a week later. :smugdraper:

3 months later she left me for another nikka and got pregnant by him. :sadbron:

I eventually rebounded well though. :manny:
 

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That was NOT an accidental drop, fam.

Nah she was a clutz. It was. I had nothing in the phone for her to get mad at. This was my first relationship so I was actually faithful and had no other chick I even remotely talked to.
 

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Exactly!! So many times I had to learn the hard way!! This girl swore she just wanted to see the calculator on my phone I was like:beli: but she pleaded and I gave in. Next thing yu Kno I walk in on her and she's reading all my messages. Than this other time, my boss(yes my boss) asked to see my phone and when I get it back I look at my messages and find out she's was txting people pretending it was me. Than this other time, a stranger( yes even strangers) ask to see my phone to make a phone call. I go directly to te section where yu make phone calls when I got it back it was on the section were my messages were.
:wtf:
 

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you all are not shiit...how about you stay single so when a woman ask to use your phone you will not have anything to hide.
 

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My bad breh, I guess I'm alone here as a nikka who used to have a stable and played around a bit when I was wit a chick.

you not alone breh

these nikkas just clueless

sh!t my heart starts beating soon as I see her glance at my phone. :merchant:

the other day I had my phone sittin on a speaker dock..playin music as I went into the shower..she was in the room ironin her clothes..soon as I turned the water on, I just realized my phone was in the room...

I had 2 options, turn off the water..find a reason to go back and get my phone (which would be stupid as fukc) or just take my shower and hope she dont go through it :sadcam:

needless to say I dont know if she went through it or not..and I never will :deadrose:
 
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