Fellas whats yall go to opening line?

[Lavish]

I put my watch and cell in my pocket and go, "Excuse me, do you have the time ?"

She says the time and then I say some shyt like, "Damn. Time wants to move fast when you have a lot to do in a day "

They'll usually be like " OMG, I know right?" And then start talking. It works best if y'all are waiting in line or some shyt

gonna try this.

 

[Ricky Church]

Excuse me ..*puts chloroform laced rag over her face*

"excuse me miss, but does this rag smell like chloroform?"

 

[ThaRealness]

Ayyy Girl... You want dis dikk....

 

[observe]

"excuse me miss, but does this rag smell like chloroform?"

 

[Dwolf]

*Inserts random joke*

 

[Vado]

"Take This Number Down" is my opening line

29% success

 

[Broad Street Bully]

And just like this thread, you get no reponse

foh lol

that shyt works

 

[ThaRealness]

My pickup lines always start with "Ayyyy" or "girl leme holla at you fo a minute"

 

[kingdarius]

me: do u happen to know how much a polar bear weighs?
her: umm no i dont
me: oh well its enough to break the ice *extends hand* my name is darius, how about you?
her: that was cute, my name is *insert here*

its about 50/50 when i use it

 

[Broad Street Bully]

me: do u happen to know how much a polar bear weighs?
her: umm no i dont
me: oh well its enough to break the ice *extends hand* my name is darius how about you?
her: that was cute my name is *insert here*

its about 50/50 when i use it

lol you get a lot of white bytches with this dont you?

 

[WaveGang]

Just say hey, or excuse me and go from there.

treat women like human beings, stop putting vaginas on a peddle stool.

Vaginas bleed just like us

 

[Ricky Church]

me: do u happen to know how much a polar bear weighs?
her: umm no i dont
me: oh well its enough to break the ice *extends hand* my name is darius, how about you?
her: that was cute, my name is *insert here*

its about 50/50 when i use it

you walk around with extra shirts don't you?

 

[kingdarius]

lol you get a lot of white bytches with this dont you?

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

I just ask if they have a boyfriend/husband than if they say no I ask for the number then I'll text them asking can we smush later

 

[Bobby Reds]

Excuse me ..*puts chloroform laced rag over her face*

2014 and you weirdo's are still making them chloroform jokes