Cause these bytches be boring
Sometimes I don’t even smash yet and a bytch already tryna claim mefor me it's usually when they get super clingy super quick. I can't stand that shyt.
You a wild mf…….I was driving one day and this car was pulled off the road, pretty busy avenue. It was summer, I stopped because I saw the chick on side of the car with a small child around 3 or 4. Car was smoking, I jumped out and asked if she needed help. She pointed me to her man who was either under the car or under the hood (I can't remember, shyt was almost 13 years ago)...
They didn't have insurance or something so I got them towed for free off my insurance. Old boy rode with the driver while I dropped his girl and kid off like a mile and half away at home. The kid was already falling asleep, when we got to the house old girl invited me in so I knew what time it was. I don't think there was any foreplay or anything, I can't fukking remember. I know we went back to her room and she started slurping me, then we smashed. She couldn't really fukk, and this was probably when I realized I'm the kind of brother that enjoys women who KNOW HOW TO HAVE SEX...
I broke her down with the strokes and when she was riding me she didn't have any rhythm, it was awkward. Left up outta there and she gave me her number. Never called her. The p*ssy wasn't "trash" I guess but it wasn't great...
Fast forward maybe 4 or 5 months later, I'm in jail and old boy walks in the block one day. He thanks me for getting his girl and kid home safely, which the kid wasn't even his come to find out. Told nikkas in the block how much of a good Samaritan I was...
We had visitation at the same time one day and it's old girl, she wouldn't even look at me. He got out like the next day or something, I never saw him or her again...
She was nice looking, short dark-skinned dreadhead. She was pretty. Just she couldn't fukk and the snapper was weak...
See this right here is how motherfukkers get gotI was driving one day and this car was pulled off the road, pretty busy avenue. It was summer, I stopped because I saw the chick on side of the car with a small child around 3 or 4. Car was smoking, I jumped out and asked if she needed help. She pointed me to her man who was either under the car or under the hood (I can't remember, shyt was almost 13 years ago)...
They didn't have insurance or something so I got them towed for free off my insurance. Old boy rode with the driver while I dropped his girl and kid off like a mile and half away at home. The kid was already falling asleep, when we got to the house old girl invited me in so I knew what time it was. I don't think there was any foreplay or anything, I can't fukking remember. I know we went back to her room and she started slurping me, then we smashed. She couldn't really fukk, and this was probably when I realized I'm the kind of brother that enjoys women who KNOW HOW TO HAVE SEX...
I broke her down with the strokes and when she was riding me she didn't have any rhythm, it was awkward. Left up outta there and she gave me her number. Never called her. The p*ssy wasn't "trash" I guess but it wasn't great...
Fast forward maybe 4 or 5 months later, I'm in jail and old boy walks in the block one day. He thanks me for getting his girl and kid home safely, which the kid wasn't even his come to find out. Told nikkas in the block how much of a good Samaritan I was...
We had visitation at the same time one day and it's old girl, she wouldn't even look at me. He got out like the next day or something, I never saw him or her again...
She was nice looking, short dark-skinned dreadhead. She was pretty. Just she couldn't fukk and the snapper was weak...