Fellas, why did you ghost (hit and quit) her?
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Superstar
Cowardly, my ass. Ain't nobody obligated to remain in contact with anybody.
Just a few off the dome
Annoying to be around outside of sex
Found a badder chick that i wanted to replace her with
Wack p*ssy
Wack head
Too many thot pics on IG
Super clingy
Signs of being violent
Feeling entitled
Annoying to be around outside of sex
Found a badder chick that i wanted to replace her with
Wack p*ssy
Wack head
Too many thot pics on IG
Super clingy
Signs of being violent
Feeling entitled
Van Glorious
LB4LIFE
She thought she was super funny but all her jokes were cornier than a M.F.
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Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
Woman came to my office once to place an order for something for her man. After I finished, she offered the p*ssy on a platter to me the same day and that was our first time meeting.
It happens
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
Sometimes I don’t even smash yet and a bytch already tryna claim me
Handsome gang ain’t all roses and daisies brahs
Yep.
Crazy thing is... I dont even think I'm handsome but I guess the ladies know something I don't.
I literally dodged 3 calls tonight cause I don't want to be bothered.
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
He didn't know. But brothas should learn that you never leave your wife in the company of a strange man ever. These hoes be weak and can't stand on they square unfortunately.
I was driving one day and this car was pulled off the road, pretty busy avenue. It was summer, I stopped because I saw the chick on side of the car with a small child around 3 or 4. Car was smoking, I jumped out and asked if she needed help. She pointed me to her man who was either under the car or under the hood (I can't remember, shyt was almost 13 years ago)...
They didn't have insurance or something so I got them towed for free off my insurance. Old boy rode with the driver while I dropped his girl and kid off like a mile and half away at home. The kid was already falling asleep, when we got to the house old girl invited me in so I knew what time it was. I don't think there was any foreplay or anything, I can't fukking remember. I know we went back to her room and she started slurping me, then we smashed. She couldn't really fukk, and this was probably when I realized I'm the kind of brother that enjoys women who KNOW HOW TO HAVE SEX...
I broke her down with the strokes and when she was riding me she didn't have any rhythm, it was awkward. Left up outta there and she gave me her number. Never called her. The p*ssy wasn't "trash" I guess but it wasn't great...
Fast forward maybe 4 or 5 months later, I'm in jail and old boy walks in the block one day. He thanks me for getting his girl and kid home safely, which the kid wasn't even his come to find out. Told nikkas in the block how much of a good Samaritan I was...
We had visitation at the same time one day and it's old girl, she wouldn't even look at me. He got out like the next day or something, I never saw him or her again...
She was nice looking, short dark-skinned dreadhead. She was pretty. Just she couldn't fukk and the snapper was weak...
You ain’t shyt, breh.
BUT THIS… This is what I come to TheColi for. fukkery filled stories like this.
Magic Mulatto
Here Today, Gone Tomorrow. . .
Perhaps you just exude pure, intense BDE…Yep.
Crazy thing is... I dont even think I'm handsome but I guess the ladies know something I don't.
I literally dodged 3 calls tonight cause I don't want to be bothered.
Yep.
Crazy thing is... I dont even think I'm handsome but I guess the ladies know something I don't.
I literally dodged 3 calls tonight cause I don't want to be bothered.
You better be careful out here, breh.
If your Ole Lady finds out that you’re even entertaining these hoes, there’s no telling what will happen to you.
Because I just wanted to bust a nut. I know VERY quickly whether a female is someone I want to rock with after that post-nut clarity hits.
I used to(married now) value my alone time heavy so I really had to fukk with you to want to hang with you. Most women didn’t reach that bar so I was running through the streets like crazy in my early 20’s, between College, Tinder, the club/bars
Honestly shocked I never caught anything
I used to(married now) value my alone time heavy so I really had to fukk with you to want to hang with you. Most women didn’t reach that bar so I was running through the streets like crazy in my early 20’s, between College, Tinder, the club/bars
Honestly shocked I never caught anything
not everybody is meant to be a comedian but you can't be aggressively unfunnyWhen they can't stop chuckling and you
one jawn sending me retarded anime meme videos at 2 am and getting upset when I ignore them/dead the convo
