gangreen
Top Notch
that I have a dango, dango between my legs. I had an epiphany, I just realized that females have it tougher than us males in this world.
1. Cramps and Periods every month. Puberty for them is 10x tougher
2. If they are on birth control, they have to take the pill every day at the same damn time.
3. There is always the danger of being raped. (Just imagine us dudes, going outside with the fear we will be anally raped if we go to the wrong neighborhood at the wrong time
) Remember that tourist during the Puerto Rican Day parade who was stripped and groped by like 20 dudes.
4. They have to deal with men who just want the box and will ditch them when they get it. Hurt feelings when they think a guy likes them for them. Guys constantly treating them like a piece of meat.
5. Then they can't be whores like us dudes cause they will get a slut label.
6. They have pressure to look a certain way by the media. They need usually need to look good to be successful. I could look
at an interview and still get the job. But for a woman forget about it.Exhibit A Ugly Betty
The actress who plays her is actually pretty sexy. So why the fukk didn’t they use some ugly chick straight off for the role? There you go, even an acting role for the part of an ugly girl is played by a hot chick. Says it all really.
7. If they have sex and a mistake happens. They have to give birth or kill the fetus in them. While us dudes can just leave.
Just imagine having slimy creatures with oversized heads come slithering out of our dikks . .8. They don't have balls naturally to do things. men get all the top jobs and get paid more money because they are aggressive. this is no accident or a male conspiracy, this is all down to the fact they have no balls. They are naturally not supposed to be aggressive.
Then if they are aggressive, they are not go getter but bytches.
9. Cancer. Not only are people concerned about cancer in general, but women have 1 extra area of concern; breast cancer.
10. They have to go to Gynecologist visits way earlier than us. They have to sit on cold hard steel being inserted and probed with metal objects. Us dudes don't have to worry about a doctor putting anything in our butts until we are damn near 50.
11. A male rarely gets abused by their female S/O as compared to Female and male abuser situation.
12. they also have to deal with catty bytches. Imagine most dudes constantly hating on your hair, clothes, status– all of those trivial things that don’t matter.
13. When these females fight, they always pull hair. How frustrating it must be that you can't get a good chin shot in because your opponent is grabbing your hair.
That bytch Eve
when she took that apple and ate it and then gave it to Adam to eat. These are things I think about during a long train ride home from school
I was looking at this cute lil girl talking to her mom on the train (no 
, it wasn't like that) and I thought to myself, she has it tough in life.
to all the femalesAlso as always when I am on the Coli... no homo nikkas.
on 10. I don't have a vagina breh. I'm not going to the Gyno ever.
I didn't mean it like that. I meant that they have to get checked out for cervix cancer and all other demonic thing going down there while us dudes can wait till 40 to go to a doctor about a prostate exam. 
ass nikka
you do realize only 1 percent of males get breast cancer.
at you overlooking the other reasons why males are more prone to homelessness.
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with that marrying shyt. Idk about you but I ain't fuking no butt ugly chick to have a roof over my head. I have pride 
