(Finally) Accept applications for a Black boyfriend, brehettes

[Wiseborn]

another example of Black women proudly posting their L's

 

[perfectblack999]

Maybe this is unempathetic, but whenever I read these articles, I can’t help but think “What a weirdo.”

Just. Date. Black. People.

it doesn’t have to be a spectacle. There’s nothing mystical about it.

the thing is, there’s a lot of people, male and female, like this. Why don’t they date each other?

 

[Wiseborn]

At what point do we ask why these black voices keep getting elevated before others. Not only is this a poorly written article the only reason it ran is because a white editor would be too afraid to veto it. And that's the problem. We have an entire market of "black voices" - in art, commentary, etc - whose target audience are white people. Specifically the liberal "white ally" who has #BLM in their twitter bio, listens to Lizzo, and is opposed to affordable housing creeping too close to their suburban dreamland.

All these black voices have similar traits. They're all from affluent or suburban backgrounds. They're well spoken. And they speak of their black identity as if recent events in the last ten years (attending college, George Floyd, etc) made them realize their true identity, on some "you're a wizard, Harry" shyt. Blackness is essentially a fad they adopted when it made them stand out in ways they like - ie positive white attention. Suddenly white people wanted to know their opinions and they were eager to participate. Performative blackness. Those eager to become objects to be sympathized with, patted on the head, and told how brave they are. It's straight up Pavlov conditioning at work. This white attention is the currency for all this shyt.

In this particular chick's case, even beyond the weirdo racial dynamics it becomes clear she's a narcissist who is looking for a prize to show off.

Oh so you realize that all these stories are variations of c00ns getting their nikka wake up call.

I stopped reading after saying she was 35 single and got bushed by (her words) a basic white man

 

[Wiseborn]

If you’re black, and you’re experiencing life…then that is the black experience as there is no one black experience.

Besides she clearly said that she went to school with the breh so although she might (because you know c00ns exaggerate to justify c00ning; i.e I was the only Black person) have been Fresh Prince of Bel Air status she at least went to school with one breh probably more.

Also she'd from B-More she was surrounded by Black people.

 

[Wiseborn]

No pictures of her?

She's not that stupid but as a laywer she can't be hard to find. They're probably roasting her on twitter now.

 

[Wiseborn]

Surprise you kneegrows didn’t post a pic yet

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She damaged goods at this point. No breh should be trying to mess with that. At this point, you’re simply a pawn

She's a lawyer good enough to own a home in California. She knows how this was gonna look.

Again it's a L that makes Black women look goofy and desparate. Everyone knows that the white boys these Asian chicks date be corny as fukk but they don't talk about it so that they don't seem thirsty for white guys. If it wasn't for Asian dudes calling them out You'd never know Asian hoes wenched on purpose.

It's not the wenching that's the L it's the admission that you have to date down and constantly getting bushed.

Like I said didn't finish the article but clearly Josh (if this is real) fukked her a couple times and bushed her wierd oreo ass too.

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

This is a dumbass article.

 

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

love you Coli nikkas and the timing of the emoticons...

 

[GnauzBookOfRhymes]

It’s a no for me dawg

Lmao. I’m trying to be nice. But looking at the pic I can tell she’s white washed. A professional BW not gonna be looking like that in their headshot. Hair just gives her away

“I am no longer dating white guys. Nonwhite guys may submit their applications in my DMs.”

First sentence. Can you imagine actually posting this bullshyt on public social media in an unironic/satirical manner?

It's not even about her looks. She's not ugly or anything. But it's incredible how stupid you must be to think people will take you seriously after publicly announcing you're now finally ready to accept a Black man's "application" ESPECIALLY after admitting that your "type" was "basic and white" LMFAO. This chick is fukking crazy.

 

[Easy-E]

I think people who are anti-interracial relationships are weird. White women ain't an entire different species and most ya'll only this pro-black online.

But, I can't pretend these white boy dating weirdos (EVEN MORE WEIRD) don't exist.

 

[Rufus Dufus]

 

[Wiseborn]

she look fuccin crazy breh . Major red flag

and I see she got her fuzzy ponytail like I thought can’t be the same person

Hair not done major red flag. Theres ways to make Natural Hair look fly. This is not one

 

[BushidoBrown]

getting tranny vibes here

 

[Thanos]

that's Majin c00ning.

 

[HoloGraphic]

It reads like she's speaking to white people like she's one of them.