(Finally) Accept applications for a Black boyfriend, brehettes

[Killer Instinct]

What the hell had just happened? How did my lofty dreams fall so flat? Did I really fly to Maryland, and him to California — during a pandemic — for nothing more than a booty call?

 

[OfTheCross]

"Up to that point, the vast majority of my relationships had been with white men, the predictable result of years spent in a Maryland prep school and at a Massachusetts liberal arts college"

Seems predictable to me

 

[PortCityProphet]

Surprise you kneegrows didn’t post a pic yet

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She damaged goods at this point. No breh should be trying to mess with that. At this point, you’re simply a pawn

Thank you for this. Im bout to troll the shyt outta her in her DMs if she accept me

 

[Brolic]

A 35 year old bedwench?

 

[Killer Instinct]

Surprise you kneegrows didn’t post a pic yet

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She damaged goods at this point. No breh should be trying to mess with that. At this point, you’re simply a pawn

Looking like the doll off My Teacher Ate My Homework

Lifeless

 

[feelosofer]

Sorry Kamala Harris you can stay right over there. We don't want you. You're going to see all these past their prime swirlers and divesters copping pleas now that these white boys have finished playing with most of them.

 

[UncleTomFord15]

Biracial babble

 

[King Sun]

Maybe as black men if we stop elevating the "exotics" this wouldn't be an issue.

 

[Doctor Wily]

Thank you for the thread merge.

This thread title is actually better and less offensive than the one I used

 

[AmenhotepIV]

Winter is coming

 

[killacal]

That story was straighttales .

 

[Mowgli]

Sounds like she's insufferable. Start a fight over a coffee maker that he never once owned in the first place... Yeah. She is just mad that Chads kept tossing her ass up and no one committed because she expects to much from people. Argumentative, demanding and playing the role of the victim is tiresome for anyone to take on.

Coffee maker breaks.

Can you fix it ? My last boyfriend Randy was an Engineer, graduated from Penn State.

No

See girl I tried.

You ain't seen ol boy since 12th grade.


See girl. Ain't? ol boy? What's an ol boy? I can't

 

[Luke Cage]

She is stupid for two reasons.

One obviously c00ning and thinking it would ever pay off. Just because a white person is in a relationship with you doesn't mean he can't still see you as second class.
And two which ties into to one, being so exclusive with the type of person you date that you essentially date the same person over and over and shyt doesn't work out over and over,
and yet you keep trying over and over. Definition of insanity right there, and evidence that she is a bit slow

 

[MajesticLion]

At what point do we ask why these black voices keep getting elevated before others. Not only is this a poorly written article the only reason it ran is because a white editor would be too afraid to veto it. And that's the problem. We have an entire market of "black voices" - in art, commentary, etc - whose target audience are white people. Specifically the liberal "white ally" who has #BLM in their twitter bio, listens to Lizzo, and is opposed to affordable housing creeping too close to their suburban dreamland.

All these black voices have similar traits. They're all from affluent or suburban backgrounds. They're well spoken. And they speak of their black identity as if recent events in the last ten years (attending college, George Floyd, etc) made them realize their true identity, on some "you're a wizard, Harry" shyt. Blackness is essentially a fad they adopted when it made them stand out in ways they like - ie positive white attention. Suddenly white people wanted to know their opinions and they were eager to participate. Performative blackness. Those eager to become objects to be sympathized with, patted on the head, and told how brave they are. It's straight up Pavlov conditioning at work. This white attention is the currency for all this shyt.

In this particular chick's case, even beyond the weirdo racial dynamics it becomes clear she's a narcissist who is looking for a prize to show off.

The reason has little to do with the authors themselves. All of that woe-is-we dreck is allowed in print/media spaces for one reason and one reason only: to reinforce the base idea of all of these articles, which is that whiteness is the standard from which everything should operate and revolve around.


Once you identify that assumption and move past it, all their babble is more easily recognized as the white(heh) noise it truly is and can be filtered right out.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

How do yall read shyt like this?