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Sounds painful. Both physically, and not to mention the mental trauma he must’ve experienced knowing it would be widely reported that he was killed by a fukking bird. Imagine that shyt as you lay there helpless as a massive bird towers over your body, standing over you with his leg slowly rising, slow motion like, and when his dagger claw is at maximum height he probably jumps straight up in the air, 7 feet high , with a somersault then administers the coup de grace with a flourish.
Or what if bird actually stabs him real slow - like the scene in saving private Ryan when the German soldier kills the American with the knife while Upham stands there paralyzed with fear. Remember how the German covered ol dudes mouth and slowly stabs him in the heart? Bird holds him down with one leg and presses his helmet head right in victims face...
Or what if bird actually stabs him real slow - like the scene in saving private Ryan when the German soldier kills the American with the knife while Upham stands there paralyzed with fear. Remember how the German covered ol dudes mouth and slowly stabs him in the heart? Bird holds him down with one leg and presses his helmet head right in victims face...
I thought that dude was done for
that bird collects street tax
