And I got a middle seat 



Considering that all of your romantic partners have been white women one would think that you'd feel right at home. Like a trip to meet Stacie's parents.


The older men always chat my ears off
Guess that must be woman privilege. They ask for different seats in whole I'm right next to them. If not, they won't say a word the whole flight

They feel awkward on the plane because they next to you, so they be like : best way to eliminate awkward feelings and kill time lets have meaningless chatter! GTFO old hag 
I always have my earphones on and I ignore them as much as possible.
smile going on 

I'm back Monday, you working then?